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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Nov082011

Child's Play

"Hey, Earl! What are we gonna do with this Paranormal 3 cake that never got picked up? It's giving me the heebie jeebies."

"Gosh, I don't know. Why don't you throw some ribbon on it and make it a 'Princess Barbie' cake?"

"Ooh, good idea!"

"There we go. Some little girl is never going to forget this one!"

 

Meanwhile...

 

Thanks to Connie P., who tells me that's the last time she says "Bloody Mary" three times in a bakery.

Monday
Nov072011

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want

Your wish = my command.

 

"Ok, but I'm adding these decorative scrolly bits to show you what an awesome decorator I am."

 

"Oh, I'm getting the picture alright." [winkwink]

 

"Hey, you know those times when you should be seeing red, but instead you feel kinda blue?"

"Yeah, me neither."

 

"Fortunately for both of us, I don't have to understand your weird code language to follow orders:"

Mine?
Mine?
Mine?

 

Thanks to Kevin B., Eugene K., Tiffany K., Carrie B., & Melissa O., who, of all my wreckporters, are literally the most recent.

 

Hey St. Louis!  We'll see you tonight at 7pm!  WOOHOO!!!