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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Sep182013

How The Cookie Fumbles

PROBLEM: 

Bakers think footballs are shaped like this:

 Or this:


 Or this(!!):

Or - lest you think the wrecks are always cupcake cakes (ptooie!) - this:

('Supe?)

 

SOLUTION: 

 Give the bakers a football-shaped baking pan! 

It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!

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The cookies, they mock us. THEY MOCK US, I SAY.

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Ah well, at least we know they can't screw up baseballs.

 

 

Thanks to Beth H., Chris E., Erin M., Kathryn H., Jenesis E., & Jamie F. for the offer, but I think I'll pass.

Tuesday
Sep172013

ASS LABELS

C'mon. You know you want to.

COME BE TWELVE YEARS OLD WITH ME:

 

 

And the piéce de résistance:

 

Thanks to Gretchen O., Judyth Z., Sue C., & Abigail E., who refuse to subscribe to any labels.