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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Sunday
Jun172012

Sunday Sweets: Dadisms

In honor of Father's Day, here are some of our favorite "Dadisms", with a Sweet twist: 

 

"Don't make me turn this car around!"

By Debbie Does Cakes

("I'm not lost; this is a short cut.")

 

"Do I look like I'm made of money?"

By Queens of Sweet

 

[when we complain:]

"It's good for you. It builds character."

By Creative Cakes by Julie

 

"Help me polish my sniper rifle before you bring your date in."

By Not Your Average Cake

 

"When I was your age, we didn't have iPads and mp3 players and all these newfangled toys...

By Gateaux Inc.

"We had rocks and sticks, and we liked it."

 

"Go clean your room."

By Frost Your Cake

(Er...let's just say those are root beer bottles, k?)

 

"Finish your vegetables."

By Cakecrumbs and based on the original by Sweetopolita that we featured here.

 

"Go ask your mother."

By peggypal

 

"Directions are for sissies. Now, hand me that hammer."

By Sweet Things

 

"Does this shirt go with this tie?"

Baker unknown

 

 And the best Dadism of all?

By Rouvelee's Creations

"I love you."

 

Happy Fathers' Day, everyone! Hug 'em if you got 'em.

Friday
Jun152012

Six Ways to Show Dad You Care

The Choose-Your-Own-Inscription:

 

The Triple Threat:

 

The Haggy Fatnler's:

 

The Redundant Redundancy:

 

The Granddaddy(ies?) of all Father's Day Wrecks:

 

And, of course,

The Classic:

Happy Falker Satherhood, everyone!

 

Thanks to Chris H., Glenda, Julie F., Sarah C., Fiona M., & Elizabeth A. for keeping the spirit of Falker Satherhood alive. (Click here if you missed the original word journey.)