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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Mar132012

Politically Correct Leprechauns

In a groundbreaking move to unite the world under the banners of multiculturalism and type 2 diabetes, the bakers of America have released the following new designs for their St. Patrick's "Leprechaun Line." Enjoy.

 

"Cee Lo Green Sees Mo' Green"

"I see you driving 'round town with the gold I love, and I'm like, F*&@% YOU, I'M A *&%#'n LEPRECHAUN NOW GIVE IT BACK."

 

"The Rabbi Rabble Rousers"

"Kiss me, I'm wearing a yarmulke!"

 

"Luigi the Irish Plumber"

"Psst. Hey. I'll trade you some purple horseshoes for more spotted mushrooms. THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS AND I WANT TO SEE MORE RAINBOWS."

 

Or, for a one-size-fits-all option, there's:

"Colin, the Tap-Dancing Cheeto"

[tappity-tap-tap-tap!]

Aaaand...

*JAZZ STUMPS!*

 

Hey, Juliet R., Dan B., & Emma D., ya feelin' lucky, punks? Well, are ya?

Monday
Mar122012

The Many Faces of Constipation

Well, ok, maybe just two of them:

I guess now we know why they're always angry.

 

Thanks to Kevin C. for his special report on "The Fecal Failures of Furious Fowl."