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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Beyond Bizarre (217)

Thursday
Apr212016

How Bizarre

One of my high school teachers told us to always ask why with our writing.

Why does this character do what she does?
Why is this political issue so divisive?
Why are poop jokes so darn funny?

Well I may not have answers today, minions, but by golly, I'm going to ask the hard-hitting questions.

Why?

 

Why?

 

WHY????

 

When you love fresh summer corn SO MUCH...

...you're compelled to eat a giant cookie covered in frosting.

 

Not since Lost have I so intently pondered the significance of a random set of numbers:

That smug "WOW!" is just sitting there, mocking me.
What am I missing?!
What does it meeeeeannnnn?

 

"So what does Larry like?"

"I dunno, he, um, wears suspenders?"

Or maybe Larry likes a pair of red spotlights pointed heavenward on the horizon of a moonlit ocean view.

'Cuz Larry is deep like that, you guys.

 

But no, really.

WHY?

 

Thanks to Caroline P., Suzi B., Jess M., Rachel N., Rose D., Taylor C., Katy, & Jenn B., who I thought would never ask. Which, you know, is why I did.

 

P.S. -

END BURGER AND HOT DOG SEGREGATION NOW

WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE?!
Oh wait, I see a hot dog on the burger side.

Never mind.

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Tuesday
Apr052016

Between You, Me, And The Lamb Post

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Thanks to Anony M. for the wrecks' files. (Eh? EH??)

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