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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Beyond Bizarre (205)

Tuesday
Feb102015

A Poo For Love

The Tale of Boo
the Disco-Dancin',
Cowboy-Hat-Wearin'
Tootsie Pop

 

One day Boo was called in to deal with some overly amorous amphibians.

 

 

They were quite persistent, even in death:

 

No sooner had Boo dispatched them with a well-placed disco point and shoulder shimmy, when a pack of wild lips appeared!

 

Boo was terrified, but knew her true love would save her.

 

So she threw a bunch of footballs, and soon the flying lips were no more.

 

But, look! Here comes that fecally foul villain, Mr. Poo-ter Butt R. Flies, and his band of flying butts!

"We're number 2! We're number 2!"

 

Boo prepared another volley of footballs... but then something amazing happened.


They gave Boo a gift.

It smelled terrible, but Boo couldn't help but smile.

"What can I say?" said Boo, the break-dancin', cowboy-hat-wearin' Tootsie Pop,
"I guess I'm just a sucker for love."

THE END.

 

Thanks to Claire, Jessica N., Donna H., Jaime W., Christina C., Amy R., Tiffany G., & Kyra for that poo-tiful tale.

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Friday
Oct312014

More Halloween Madness

I think the sugar-high is really starting to kick in, you guys.

You can almost hear the insane giggling from behind the counter, am I right?

 

John thinks these are supposed to be maggots:

I think it's time to scroll down quickly and skip lunch.

 

Then there's this:

 

And this:

I've stared at that cookie for ages. Still have no idea what the baker was thinking.

 

Here's a fun party game:

CAPTION THIS:

I would, but there are children present.

 

Look, I'm not saying "Ouija" is the easiest word to spell, but you'd think they'd at least get it right on the second try:

And for those wondering what possessed [snerk] a bakery to make a Ouija Board display cookie in the first place: I'm not sure, but the fact that they added a "HELP" on the front is less than reassuring.
o.0 Someone wanna go check on them?

("Bring me an old priest, a young priest, a half gallon of milk, and some paper plates!")

 

And finally, why it must suck to have a Halloween birthday:

Remember, Kailey, you've got your whoooole life ahead of you.
Now, who wants a slice of grave stone?!

 

Thanks to Patty A., Holly N., Melissa H., Victoria F., Jennifer W., Hollie K., & Nicole P. for reminding us to wReck It Properly.

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