The Tale of Boo
One day Boo was called in to deal with some overly amorous amphibians.
They were quite persistent, even in death:
No sooner had Boo dispatched them with a well-placed disco point and shoulder shimmy, when a pack of wild lips appeared!
Boo was terrified, but knew her true love would save her.
So she threw a bunch of footballs, and soon the flying lips were no more.
But, look! Here comes that fecally foul villain, Mr. Poo-ter Butt R. Flies, and his band of flying butts!
"We're number 2! We're number 2!"
Boo prepared another volley of footballs... but then something amazing happened.
They gave Boo a gift.
It smelled terrible, but Boo couldn't help but smile.
"What can I say?" said Boo, the break-dancin', cowboy-hat-wearin' Tootsie Pop,
"I guess I'm just a sucker for love."
Thanks to Claire, Jessica N., Donna H., Jaime W., Christina C., Amy R., Tiffany G., & Kyra for that poo-tiful tale.