Here at The Bakery At The End Of The Universe, we want our intergalactic guests to have a personal connection with their cakes. That's why all our sugary creations are given sentience before serving, so they can introduce themselves before dessert!
To begin your End Of The Universe experience, you'll be treated to the sweetest song and dance number this side of Betelgeuse - and our petit-fours almost always finish before crying and/or spitting up their last meals!
Next, the parade of pastry, as each of our delectable kitchen creations tries to convince you to eat them first!
They're so happy you're here!
They can't wait to be picked!
Those are tears of joy, promise!
Once you've picked your lucky morsel, it will be whisked to the back for a quick, joyous farewell:
....then painlessly chopped up and plated for your dining pleasure:
Now that's sweet!
Yes, The Bakery At The End Of The Universe guarantees a dessert you'll remember for all your lifetimes. So come on by! Starships and Vogon liners welcome. Intergalactic AAA discounts available. Reservations recommended.
Thanks to Anony M., John D., Katherine R., Baillie L., Bailey D., Joy M., Rachel L., & Kevin F. for helping me celebrate Towel Day like a total hoopy frood. Now I'm off to eat a salad.