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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Beyond Bizarre (195)

Monday
Oct072013

Let's Shut Down This Party, Bee-Yotches!

I'll admit I haven't really been following the news because, y'know, Pinterest, but from what I can tell the U.S. government shut down last week because Miley Cyrus had sex with a wrecking ball.

You know what that means?

That means ANYTHING GOES, my friends. ANYTHING. There are no rules! I can post whatever I want! Like this!

I hear the store only sells these in pairs.

 

Or this!

Because Friday's placenta cake needed an appetizer.
(Or does that make this the main course?)
[evil grin]

 

That's right, my friends, today we get to have our CACE and drive it, too!

Whatever that means.

 

In case you think another angle will make more sense:

It won't.

 

Wow, this no-rules thing is so liberating! I FEEL ALIVE! Let's... let's... let's glue a bunch of brownies together with a big glob of icing!!

 

And then let's decorate a box of beer... like a CAKE! Haha!

Bud Light? Dude, you just got punked... TWICE.

 

Of course, a wild and crazy ride like this can never last, my dear wreckies. At some point, someone has to pay the piper.

Sooo... how much do we owe you, Janine M.?

 

Thanks to Amy D., M.P., Rilo, Kimberly R., Paris S., and Janine M., a baker who knows how to make the best of a situation when cupcakes meet an untimely demise.

Monday
Sep022013

And Now, Your Labor Day Moment Of Zen

 

Thanks Sarah F. for understanding that john and Jen had a long day at Dragon Con and might not have technically had a post "ready" for Labor Day. Also, john and Jen are very sleepy because it is 3 am. Also, john likes talking about john in the third person.

 

Happy Labor Day, everyone! Unless you're not American! In which case... woohoo Monday.

 

Editor's note- Apparently, it's Labour Day in Canada, too but they spell it funny so I'm not sure it counts. :)