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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Beyond Bizarre (200)

Wednesday
Jul242013

For Auld Lang Swine

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I dub thee... LADY PIG.

Or PIG BUG.

Or MISS BUGGY.

Or... Bob.

 

Yeah, I like Bob.

 

 

Thanks to Katya A. for keeping it ladylike. And also for the excuse to post that picture of Miss Piggy. ("Hiiiii-YAH!!")

Monday
Jun102013

Help Me, Princess Bride; You're My Only Hope

There are times when I get wrecks SO baffling that even I don't know what they're supposed to be.

During these times, I turn to The Princess Bride for help.

 

"Do you hear that? Those are the shrieking eels."


"That is the sound of ultimate suffering. The man in black makes it now."

(He's just over there, screaming at the mixer.)

 

"The chocolate coating helps it go down easier."

(We hope.)


 "I've just sucked one year of your life away."

 

"It's the PIT of DESPAAAAIR."

 

"I'm not saying I'd build a summer home here, but the trees are really quite lovely." 

 

And, of course:

"You ARE the Brute Squad!"

 

Thanks to Jackie K., Victoria E., Hopkin, Amy J., Lena C., Stephanie, and Amy B. for the inconceivably good time.