Oprah just released her annual list of Favorite Things for the holidays, and at least one of them is getting a rise out of folks:
If your Hanukkah celebration lasts more than 8 nights, see your doctor.
If this perky pastry looks familiar, it's because I posted it last December:
Except my bread menorah came [snerk] with its own flour-y prose.
Yep, you could almost say my bread puns were... SECOND TO NAAN.
There can be only one conclusion from all of this, of course: Oprah is trolling Cake Wrecks for ideas.
So first off, Oprah, let me say:
And I mean that.
Second, since you're clearly looking for the kind of creative, out-of-the-box bakery options that make people laugh and then write incredulous online articles, I have a few more suggestions for your list!
1. Bread Snakes
Perfect for snake-lovers, ex-boyfriends, and 1/4 of Hogwarts students.
2. Invisible Football Pudding Cake Trays
A holiday touch down if ever I didn't see one.
3. A Giant Wad Of Frosting with Little Brownies Stuck To It
Or as I like to call it, a GWOFLBSTI.
4. These Things:
I think they're supposed to be some kind of bird.
Let's just agree they're turkeys.
And finally, the ultimate gift for those high-fashion ladies who get a little snacky while clubbing:
5. Cheesy Club Sandwich Shoes!
Be a PYT in your BLTs.
Thanks to everyone who sent in Oprah's list, plus Julie, Erin R., Carol B., Amanda, Lelac A., & Dorothy B., who's a shoe-in for Weirdest CW Sub Yet. (Get it? SUB? Heyooooo!)