Entries in Creative Grammar (69)
Continuing my mini series on the wonders of punctuation, let's take a look at what happens when grammar goofs go horribly, seriously funny.
Drat. They're on to me.
Because no matter what your efforts, there will be times when you ask for a symbol and get a whole lotta trouble instead.
When a simple slash turns into a case of indecent exposure.
For clarity's sake, you might want to mention when a word should be plural.
In fact, you should never spell anything out. Period.
Especially the actual period. Period.
And you know what they say about bad commas, don't you?
That's right: they always come back to bite you.
"Good night, good luck, must dash!"
- Edward R. Murrow with a full bladder
Thanks to Kristin D., Kristin S., Stephanie A., Doreen L., Kate A. for what I'm calling our "literal" period.