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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (144)

Friday
Jun132014

7 Hilariously Creepy Cakes For Friday the 13th

What's Friday the 13th without some unintentionally creepalicious treats? So bakers, take it away!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[blood-curdling shriek]

 

No, seriously, bakers: TAKE IT AWAY.

 

Thanks to Amanda W., Jessica N., Stephanie M., Liz P., Anony M., Meghan W., & Kate B. for reminding us our days are numbered.

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Tuesday
May272014

Hush... Or Else

[whisper-singing]

Hush, little baby, don't boo-hoo
Mom's gonna buy you Winnie-the-Pooh

 

And if that Pooh bear just won't hug
Mama's gonna get you a smiley bug

 

If that bug should start to bite
Then Sully here will make it right:

 

But if that monster still won't do

Then oh no! Here comes Mickey the carnivorous sociopath again!

The End.

 

Today's post has been brought to you by the delightful bedtime storybook, Go the F**k to Sleep.
(Ok, not really, but it seemed appropriate.)

 

Thanks to Ashleigh S., Erika, Rebecca E., & Medusa for making sure the yolk's on Mickey. (Because I think those are eggs. Maybe. With... chocolate. I'm scared.)

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