Parents, are the kids making too much noise? Need to quiet them down a bit? Maybe get them rocking themselves in the fetal position for the next few hours, followed by a life-long enrollment in therapy?
THEN DO WE HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU!!
"Hey, kids, that's not sunburn - it's pulverized entrails! Ho-ho!"
"My name's Murders-A-Lot, and I like warm hugs!
"... followed by murder."
"We're gonna wreck... [clap!]... YOU UP."
I know I usually blur out bakery labels to protect the guilty, but what the actual heck, Baskin Robbins:
Sleep sweet, kiddos.
Thanks to Sarah H., Tom S., Sarah Y., Erica K., & Carol V. for finding a cake that mirrors all of our faces right now.