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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (150)

Friday
Feb132015

Freaky Friday

I've heard things can get a little creepy in bakeries on Friday the 13th, but I'm sure that's all just in people's heads.

Er... right?

 

 

 

So, um... heh, say, what do you suppose is in this big hump?

I mean, not that I'm worried or anything...

 

But seriously, WHAT'S IN THE HUUUUMP?

o.0

Well, golly, look at the time!

I really must be goAAAAAAAUUUGH!!

 

Please don't open your eyes, please don't open your eyes, pleasedon'topenyoureyes...

Right. Next time, let's all just stock up on cake by Thursday the 12th, k?

 

Thanks to Jeremy C., Alana F., Karin K., Nicole B., Rose C., & Anony M. for not including pics of just the eye on a plate. Because I need to sleep again someday.

 

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Monday
Dec222014

These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

 

You better not cry

 

Better not pout

I'm telling you why!

 

Ahem.

 

He sees you when you're sleeping!

 

He knows when you're awake

 

He knows if you've been bad or good

 

So be good

or he might just murder you!

Oh!

 

You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)

 

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

 

Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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