Search

My Other Blog

What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (151)

Wednesday
Apr012015

Time to Chicken Out

You guys, Easter is this Sunday!

Quick!

Let's terrorize some children!

"Ohh nooo!"

Oh, YES, 'fraidy cat half-chicken! For far too long now, Easter has been the holiday of the cute and cuddly. Well, NO MORE.

"It's PAYBACK time, beechez."

 

"Bwahaha!"

 

"Yeah. Just you wait 'til I roll over there, kids. Just you wait.

 

"Right, Bugsy?"

"Ohh yes. Meet your hippity-hoppity nightmare, young whippersnappers!"

 

Or shall I introduce you to the Ghost of Easters Past?

Alright. This chick is toast!

 

Now, brave Wreckies, if ye do doubt your courage - or your strength! - come nae further!

For DEATH awaits you all...

...with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!

 

[blink blink]

Um....

Soooo...

Lamb chop, anyone?

 

Thanks to Shannon C., Heather, Summer B., Jekka G., Candice C., Danna F., Rachel P., & Jennifer D., who tell me that goes great with mint jelly filling.

Now: run awaaaay!!

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Friday
Feb132015

Freaky Friday

I've heard things can get a little creepy in bakeries on Friday the 13th, but I'm sure that's all just in people's heads.

Er... right?

 

 

 

So, um... heh, say, what do you suppose is in this big hump?

I mean, not that I'm worried or anything...

 

But seriously, WHAT'S IN THE HUUUUMP?

o.0

Well, golly, look at the time!

I really must be goAAAAAAAUUUGH!!

 

Please don't open your eyes, please don't open your eyes, pleasedon'topenyoureyes...

Right. Next time, let's all just stock up on cake by Thursday the 12th, k?

 

Thanks to Jeremy C., Alana F., Karin K., Nicole B., Rose C., & Anony M. for not including pics of just the eye on a plate. Because I need to sleep again someday.

 

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.