There's a chill in the air, minions, and not just from your in-law's latest text.
Nope, Fall is here, and with it, all the classic signs:
- Bad Apples:
Seedy characters, no matter how you slice it.
- Rabid Pumpkins
ERMERGOURD, this is one pumpkin-spiced foam you'll want nothing to do with, trust me.
- Two girls in frilly skirts lying on the ground with their feet chopped off:
Yes, oddly specific, but I don't decide the signs; I just report 'em.
- Poop floating UPstream:
Eerie, isn't it?
- Black cats being sucked into whirling pea-soup vortexes:
That's a can't-miss sign, right there.
But the #1 way you know Halloween is coming?
Thanks to Sarah C., Ricky T., Isha J., Marisa S., Heather V., & Kristy T. for going with the flow.