Now if there's a smile on my face,
It's only there trying to fool the public!
But when it comes down to scaring you
Now, missy, that's quite a different subject
So don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm bad!
Oh, badder than bad!
You've gone and you've made me so mad!
Once you're alone I'm gonna be glad!
'Cuz there's some bad things known to man
But ain't too much badder than...
The jeers of a clown
When there's no one around!
"And I bet those jeans are relaxed fit, too."
Thanks to Tylar K., Amy H., Stephen M., Meggan B., Drew M., Karyn B., Jennifer, Kasandra G., & Emma P. for finding that last one on the cover of a vintage Wilton decorating book. o.0