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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (169)

Tuesday
Dec202016

IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.

 

I'm just not sure WHAT.

Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! What is it? What's wrong?

 

Is a festive volcano about to blow?

 

Are alien body-snatchers among us?

 

Plague?

 

Maybe I'm reading too much into this next one, but I think it's saying:

"YOU'RE IN TROUBLE."
(That's our #1 problem!)

 

Or maybe bakers are just messing with us. Maybe NOTHING's wrong, and they think we're a bunch of nincompoops.

 

Or maybe
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!

But probably not.

 

Well, whatever bakers are trying to tell us this season...

May yours be volcano, body-snatchers, and plague free.

 

Thanks to Jason & Amy, Tovah, Julia S., Aaron R., Lauren W., Anony M., Dezy, Natasha C., Fran V., Jennifer C., & Marsha W. for the goodwill to wise guys.

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Wednesday
Dec142016

HE SEES YOU

[movie announcer guy]:  

This Christmas... 

get ready...

for a one horse...

open...

SLAY.

 

 "AAAIIIIEEEEE!!"

 

Run as fast as you can...

[insane giggling]

 

And don't go outside:

"ZOMBIE PENGUIN!"

 

And never...

"THEY'RE COMING!"

    

EVER...

"Oh, thank goodness we found you, Santa! ....Santa?"

"AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!"

 

...FALL ASLEEP. 

"He's not real. He's not real. HE'S NOT REAL."

 

 "He's... right behind me, isn't he?

"Great. Juuuuust great."

 

 

[child singing]

He sees you when you're sleeping

He know when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good,

So be good...

 

 ...OR DIE.

 

Thanks to Erinn M., Aymara A., Gene H., Ben & Janelle, Chandria D., Zach R., Ann H., & Shannon S., who better watch out, and they better not cry, because wusses get left behind.

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