If you want a simple theme for a baby shower, it's hard to go wrong with cute little footprints.
Unless the baker misses the "little" part, of course:
Good grief, MY feet are smaller than that. Are you trying to give the mom-to-be a heart attack, bakers?
"Suddenly Nicola's plans for a natural, drug-free delivery seemed really, really stupid."
And how's the kid even fitting in there, Nicola? Do you have a TARDIS belly? o.0
Oh, wait, or maybe the kid is shaped like this:
On the plus side, he probably won't fall over much.
Which might be what these are supposed to be. Maybe. Allegedly.
Hey, ever wanted to see a duck with human feet that only walks backwards?
Well, tough. You're going to see one anyway:
And then waddle backwards with it.
And here I thought that was just a figure of speech.
Of course, the absolute creepiest thing you can do with a footprints shower theme is mistake "footprints" for actual feet:
Somewhere a quartet of elves is literally foot-loose and fancy-free*.
And probably pissed.
*If by "fancy" you mean "feet."