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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (159)



Hush, little baby, don't say a word,


Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown


Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,


Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,


Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,


Mama's gonna love you just...



Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?


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And from my other blog, Epbot:


5 Terrifying Kids' Cakes To Make You Poop A Little

Parents, are the kids making too much noise? Need to quiet them down a bit? Maybe get them rocking themselves in the fetal position for the next few hours, followed by a life-long enrollment in therapy?


"Hey, kids, that's not sunburn - it's pulverized entrails! Ho-ho!"


"My name's Murders-A-Lot, and I like warm hugs!

"... followed by murder."


"We're gonna wreck... [clap!]... YOU UP."


[muffled screaming]


I know I usually blur out bakery labels to protect the guilty, but what the actual heck, Baskin Robbins:

Sleep sweet, kiddos.


Thanks to Sarah H., Tom S., Sarah Y., Erica K., & Carol V. for finding a cake that mirrors all of our faces right now.


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