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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (143)

Friday
Dec132013

FROSTED FEAR: The Snow Man Cometh

This Friday the 13th...


Someone...
is watching:

But it's not Santa.

 

He could be in your basement.
He could be in your room.
But most likely...

HE'S IN YOUR BAKERY.

"Diet soda? You know how bad that stuff is for you?"

 

So run, run, run, as fast as you can:

 

Because these snowmen:

 

are out
FOR BLOOD:

[Wilhelm scream]

 

There will be FIGHTS:

"Put 'em up, ya frosted flake!"

 

There will be PUNS:

"A-HA! Who's disarmed now, bee-yotch??"

 

And HEADS will ROLL:

"Little help here?"

 

"We'll bite your legs off!"

 

But mostly...

there will...

be...

TERROR.

At least until the hot cocoa is ready.
Then those suckers are goin' DOWN.

 

Thanks to Adria P., Mark H., Anony M., Cheyenne A., Jessie T., Andi L., Vanessa M., Bethany S., Tom B., and Dyan B., who are stockpiling flame throwers, just in case. (And don't worry, guys; I'll bring the marshmallows!)

Wednesday
Nov132013

This Time It's Personals 

SGM
(Single Green Monster)

 

...seeks soul mate

...for lasting relationship.

 

Must enjoy:

...roadkill

 

...snow calligraphy

 

...crime scenes

 

...dumpster dining

 

...fish slapping

 

...and quiet evenings at home.

NO WEIRDOS.

 

But enough about my ex. (Just kidding -- therefore, it's NOT actionable...) Thanks to Michael G., Sue S., Sarah B., Pam T., Elizabeth C., Anony M., Stuart C., and the hilariously talented Charmaine (the baker of Hello Dominatrix up there) for hooking us up.