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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (148)

Wednesday
Apr162014

8 Creepy Easter Cakes To Haunt Your Dreams

Ahem hem hem.

Kill da waaaabbit
Kill da waaaabbit
Kill da WAAAAAbbit....

With fire, if you please.

 

Hey, remember when the Easter Bunny didn't have giant claws?

Or a hump?

 

Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers:

How much you wanna bet it glows in the dark?

 

The longer you look at this, the creepier it gets.

Right?
Right??

 

This rabbit has smashed spiders for eyes and a ripped off Peep face for a nose:

No doubt he also has 'UUGE POINTY TEETH.

RUN AWAAAAY!

 

When you see it:

o.0
[shiver]
Gets me every time.

 

Ok, picture this: You're home alone, Easter eve. A sudden storm blows in, knocking out the power - just as you hear a slight scuffling coming from the hall closet.

You slowly walk over, creeeeeeaaaaak open the door, and see:

"'Ello, guv'na!"
"Mind if I hop on in and eat your face?"

 

Thanks to Jacquelyn H., Laureen V., Emily W., Stephanie E., Lisa F., Anony M., Tami N., & Tracey S. for the sweet dreams.

And now, your Moment of Jen:

 

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Thursday
Apr032014

Now Witness The Power of this Fully "Armed" Belly Cake

I've got a baaaad feeling about this...

 

 

Thanks to Lindsay for looking for wrecks in Alderaan places.

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