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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (147)

Monday
Mar242014

Bill Of Wrongs

So my son has a test soon on the Bill of Rights.

Lucky for me, Wreckerators make explaining them easy!

 

Freedom of Assembly

Even if no one else understands why you're there.

 

The Right To Bear Arms

He'd like his back, please.

 

Freedom of Speech

Remember, just because you can say something doesn't mean you should...

 

Freedom of Religion

AMEN.

 

The right to a speedy, public trial.

Er, that's "PUBLIC" -- with an "L". o.0

 

No Unreasonable Seizures

I can't decide whether the sight of this cake causes seizures, or it was made by someone having one.

Lucky me, works either way.

 

The Right Against Self-Incrimination

One should always plead the fifth after drinking one...

 

No Cruel And Unusual Punishments

Let's see... Starting a lifetime fear of dolls:

✓ Cruel
✓ Unusual
✓ Punishing

Nailed it!

Y'know, I think my son's test is going to be a piece of cake.

 

I proudly assert my right to thank Heather P., Robyn D., L&K K., Kathy K., Ashley, Sarah S., Kelsey V., and Rachel M. for having strong enough constitutions to take these pictures.

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Tuesday
Mar182014

Kiss Off!

This meeting of Leprechauns Who Can't Get Kissed on St. Patrick's Day (LWCGKSPD) will now come to order. Welcome, supernatural wee folk!

Now, let's go around the circle and share the excuses we got this year. Seamus?

"Well, I'm not sure it's an excuse per se, but most of them yelled a lot about me getting out of their bedrooms."

 

"A few said something about Hallie Tosis, but I've never even heard o' the lass!"

 

"They said I was too hairy." [belch]

 

"Too blonde."

 

"I LIKE TURTLES! HAAA!"

 

Oooh, rough luck, guys. Clover joins us this year as an honorary member. Clover, how'd your St. Paddy's go?

"They said I was too needy. Me! Oh, and apparently crying is a 'turn-off.' So, you know, long story short: NOBODY got lucky."

 

"Hey, speak for yourself, Clover! A pack of pretty young things told me me nose reminded 'em of Owen Wilson!

"Best. St. Paddy's. EVER!"

 

Thanks to Sam G., Claire O., Gwynn R., Dan B., Tangie H., Jennifer M., & David B. for making sure that glistening schnoz will be haunting my dreams tonight. [shudder]

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