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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (147)

Monday
Feb032014

Creepy Poetry Counts, Too

Hey, it's National Haiku Writing Month! John! Quick! GET ME THE CREEPIEST CAKES YOU CAN FIND!

[shuffling virtual photographs]

Right.

LET'S DO THIS.

 

still life of swift death
or delicious iced dessert
cooler heads prevail

 

 

buttercream bunions
metaphoric masterpiece
wedding with cold feet

 

 

expressive beach tree
dawning realization
calls for a face palm

 

 

The hottest new trend:
flaming baby shower cakes
Welcome to hell, B.

 

 

Down where it's wetter
Clearly not all that better
Ariel impaled

 

 

drowning our sorrows
won't call for giant tampons
and please hold the jam

 

 

From 'death do us part'
to avant-garde home decor
Rough divorce, Carol?

 

 

Thanks to Karin K., Kate J., Charlene L., Stephanie S., Kristen O., Evelyn D., & Myra F. for making us all count on our fingers. (Admit it; you totally did!)

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Friday
Dec132013

FROSTED FEAR: The Snow Man Cometh

This Friday the 13th...


Someone...
is watching:

But it's not Santa.

 

He could be in your basement.
He could be in your room.
But most likely...

HE'S IN YOUR BAKERY.

"Diet soda? You know how bad that stuff is for you?"

 

So run, run, run, as fast as you can:

 

Because these snowmen:

 

are out
FOR BLOOD:

[Wilhelm scream]

 

There will be FIGHTS:

"Put 'em up, ya frosted flake!"

 

There will be PUNS:

"A-HA! Who's disarmed now, bee-yotch??"

 

And HEADS will ROLL:

"Little help here?"

 

"We'll bite your legs off!"

 

But mostly...

there will...

be...

TERROR.

At least until the hot cocoa is ready.
Then those suckers are goin' DOWN.

 

Thanks to Adria P., Mark H., Anony M., Cheyenne A., Jessie T., Andi L., Vanessa M., Bethany S., Tom B., and Dyan B., who are stockpiling flame throwers, just in case. (And don't worry, guys; I'll bring the marshmallows!)