Lost Exorcist Birth Scene REVEALED!!

 Now here's a baby shower cake that'll really turn some heads:

"Get me an old OB-GYN, and a young OB-GYN..." *

Of course, the scariest part is that this isn't supposed to look like Linda Blair from The Exorcist; the baker was just going for a funny baby shower cake. Still, I'm seeing a goldmine of baby-shower-theming potential here!

Think about it: chilled pea soup and deviled egg appetizers? Pin the horns on the demon-child? The Poopy Diaper Game? (Admit it: you knew that thing was evil.)

Frankly, if someone doesn't make this happen, I'm going to be crushed. CRUSHED, I say.

Oh, and, you're welcome, party planners.

Thanks to Karen R. for making my head spin.

*Since I've never actually seen The Exorcist, I don't know for sure if the old priest/young priest line is in there - but I only use the most trusted sources.

Body of Art

The flower represents the innocence of youth.

The stump, life's transience.

And the flaming tentacle hands cradling the noodle-limbed fetus broken in half?

Well, those are there just to freak you the f*** out.

Mission accomplished, Erika K.

(Btw, pretty sure those baby legs are going to be tap-dancing their way into my nightmares tonight.)

*Tappity tap tap tap*

*Tappity tap tap tap*

(Yep.)

(NEVER. SLEEPING. AGAIN.)

[Note from john: The "f" word up there was "fern." Wait... you didn't think... what is WRONG with you people?!]