You guys, Easter is this Sunday!
Let's terrorize some children!
Oh, YES, 'fraidy cat half-chicken! For far too long now, Easter has been the holiday of the cute and cuddly. Well, NO MORE.
"It's PAYBACK time, beechez."
"Yeah. Just you wait 'til I roll over there, kids. Just you wait.
"Ohh yes. Meet your hippity-hoppity nightmare, young whippersnappers!"
Or shall I introduce you to the Ghost of Easters Past?
Alright. This chick is toast!
Now, brave Wreckies, if ye do doubt your courage - or your strength! - come nae further!
For DEATH awaits you all...
...with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!
Lamb chop, anyone?
Thanks to Shannon C., Heather, Summer B., Jekka G., Candice C., Danna F., Rachel P., & Jennifer D., who tell me that goes great with mint jelly filling.
Now: run awaaaay!!