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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (102)

Friday
Mar272015

Between A Wreck And A Hard Place

Gents, are you feeling a bit... droopy... lately?

 

Because whether you want to rock out with your turkey out:

 

Do a little dribbling:

 

Or just feel on fire again:

 

The answer is as plain as the "nose" on Elmo's face!

 

Even little Brandon here knows:
There's more than one way to win the race.

::WINK::

 

So forget those turtle necks, fellas:

 

...and get ready to CELEBRATE!

Don't wait; ask your baker today about Cake Wrecks!

You'll have a truly uplifting experience... GUARANTEED.

 

Thanks to Nicole F., Katy B., Jennifer V., Annette M., Angela B., Nathan M., & Malisa I. for helping me salute Viagra Day the penis way I know how.

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Thursday
Mar192015

Sorry, Kermit

Someday we'll find it
The rainbow...
Erection

The lovers [SMIRK]
The dreamers
And me!

 

Thanks to Myra D. for proving rainbows really do have nothing to hide.

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