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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (103)

Thursday
Jun252015

BEAR VAGINAS FOR EVERYBODY!

Everyone's going nuts this week about the baby shower cake with bear vaginas on it.

Not bare vaginas, mind you; BEAR vaginas:

See?

 

ENHANCE!

The bakery claims those are NOT vaginas, of course; they're "seams."

Crotch seams.

On teddies.

For a christening.

[ ... ]

[side eye]

Hey, don't look at me. My lips are sealed.

But I have no doubt the truth will soon be laid bear bare.

In addition to making an otherwise great cake, the bakery also gave the irate mom some flowers to cover the bear-y baby cannons*, so when push comes to shove, I say we cut them some slack. Sure, it might rub you the wrong way, but remember: sometimes this kind of reproduction can really hit the spot.

[*"Baby cannons" is my new favorite euphemism. THANKS, INTERNET.]

 

A standing ovulation for all of you who sent in this article. Thanks for all the hooing and hawing!

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Friday
Mar272015

Between A Wreck And A Hard Place

Gents, are you feeling a bit... droopy... lately?

 

Because whether you want to rock out with your turkey out:

 

Do a little dribbling:

 

Or just feel on fire again:

 

The answer is as plain as the "nose" on Elmo's face!

 

Even little Brandon here knows:
There's more than one way to win the race.

::WINK::

 

So forget those turtle necks, fellas:

 

...and get ready to CELEBRATE!

Don't wait; ask your baker today about Cake Wrecks!

You'll have a truly uplifting experience... GUARANTEED.

 

Thanks to Nicole F., Katy B., Jennifer V., Annette M., Angela B., Nathan M., & Malisa I. for helping me salute Viagra Day the penis way I know how.

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