Gents, are you feeling a bit... droopy... lately?
Because whether you want to rock out with your turkey out:
Do a little dribbling:
Or just feel on fire again:
The answer is as plain as the "nose" on Elmo's face!
Even little Brandon here knows:
There's more than one way to win the race.
So forget those turtle necks, fellas:
...and get ready to CELEBRATE!
Don't wait; ask your baker today about Cake Wrecks!
You'll have a truly uplifting experience... GUARANTEED.
Thanks to Nicole F., Katy B., Jennifer V., Annette M., Angela B., Nathan M., & Malisa I. for helping me salute Viagra Day the penis way I know how.