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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (107)

Wednesday
Jul292015

It's TOO DARN HOT

If you're not one of the people complaining about the heat right now, then you're one of the people complaining about the people complaining about the heat.

Either way, we all have the same problem:

Bad bikini cakes.

 

Yep, this heat wave has clearly addled bakers' brains, my friends, and the results simply aren't pretty.

Unless maybe you're looking for two trees in a Seuss-ian landscape.

Er...

[head tilt]

Naaaah.

 

Whoah. It's like I can't even see the tomato soup skin!

 

[singing] The hills are ALIIIIVE...

With butterfly CENsor dots!

 

No, wait. I have a better song.

(Ahem hem hem.)

From the MOUNT-ains,

To the VAL-leys,

To the OH-shoot!

Is that a THOOOOONG?

GOOOOOD bless America!

My...

Oooohhh soooo wroooong!

 

Thanks to Heather R., Melissa D., Heather H., Ellen G., & Ginny, who will never look at a heart cookie the same way again.

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Wednesday
Jul222015

Nothing To See Here

Parental Note: This post contains extreme childishness not at all appropriate for children.

 

Move along.

He blinded me with...science.

 

Who's up for a snowball fight?

(I can't tell if the middle guy is volunteering or flipping me off.)

 

A pink bowling pin + a pair of bowling balls = everyone's mind in the gutter.

 

The Force is strong with this one.

 

Who needs third base?

 

Gee, these bones look a little dry. Do you suppose the grill chef is a master baster?

 

Carrie, Meg N., Tracy, Melanie V., Carrie G., & Amy L., I hear it relieves tension.

Grilling. I'm talking about grilling.

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