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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (95)

Monday
Sep082014

It's a Tough Job, But Someone's Gotta Blow It

WARNING: In-your-end-o jokes ahead. Hide the kids!

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John: "For some reason we got a few complaints over that Labor Day cake, so let's steer clear of anything off-color today, ok?"

Jen: "Noooo problem. I have the perfect ON color cake we can use."

John: "Yeah?"

Jen: "Yep. I call it, 'TASTE THE RAINBOW.'"

John: "NO. Definitely no."

 

Jen: "What, you don't like it?
"Then how about 'Rubber Baby Buggy Balls'?"

"See, you can already tell it's a boy!"

John: "Why does the stroller have... ?! Never mind. No."

 

Jen: "Tiger Beat?"

John: "You're killing me here.

"Can't you just post some wrecky flowers or something? Please?"

Jen: "Flowers? ON IT."

[five minutes later]

"Got one! This baker says her co-worker made a border of 'exotic flowers.' You like?

"I think I'll call it, 'Ring Around the Posy Peens.'"

John: [silent glare]

"The Pollenators?"

[...]

"Petal Pushers?"

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"Sticky Stamens?"

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"Calla Willies?"

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"One-Eyed Snapdragons?"

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"Penis Flytraps?"

John: "You're answering tomorrow's e-mail."

 

Thanks to Jody M., Amber G., Ashley, & Anony M. for helping us see last Monday's cake through wang-colored glasses.

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Monday
Aug112014

8 Wrecks To Bring the "Romance" 

It's "Resurrect Romance" week, so you know THAT means:

Time to bring sexy back! With cake!

[starting up peppy dance music]

HIT IT, JOHN!

Um. John. What are you doing. John. John.

Let's try that again.

HIT IT, JOHN!!

...no.

 

Now I'm getting uncomfortable.

 

Here, lemme take over.

Look, people, to really steam things up you've gotta be loving:

And maybe keep those pet names private.

 

Try telling your amore that tonight... IS THE NIGHT.

Only not in a murder-y way.

 

Some ladies like it if you buy them...

...THINGS. Buy them things. 0.o

 

It doesn't have to be anything extravagant, though. Sometimes just sharing a refreshing slice of watermelon can... uh...

...never mind.

 

Anyway, I'm sure we can agree that the important thing for love & romance is to be a beacon.

A sexy, sexy beacon.

("Happy Kattie?" I BET SHE IS.)

 

Thanks to Elizabeth L., Laura R., Anony M., Mallory V., Haley, Heather F., Jody M., & Jaime-Ann, who I'm reaaaaally hoping is a fan of our Pan-demonium post. Otherwise, AWKWARRRD.

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