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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (119)

Monday
Apr112016

A Total Bust

(Warning: Vague naughtiness ahead. Also googly eyes.)

 

Last week Sue Moseley had her Instagram account disabled for posting this cake:

Why?
Well, according to Instagram:

"We disable accounts that post content that is sexually suggestive or contains nudity."

Translation? They thought her cake was boobs.

 

Now, I could maybe understand if Sue's cake looked like this:

 

Or this:

 

Or even this:

 

And I'd definitely understand if her cake looked like this:

Which, as you can see from John's oh-so-helpful censoring job*, totally looks like a bug-eyed Oompa Loompa at the beach.

(Why yes, I DID only include this one to share that visual. YOU'RE WELCOME.)

 

Of course we here at Cake Wrecks are no strangers to being banned from social networks for posting "suggestive" cakes, so allow me to offer the following advice:

Anything vaguely nipplish or boobish will get you banned because AMERICA, and we don't need that kind of obscene obscenity on our interwebz, so just steer clear.

....unless of course it's man boobs.

Those are cool.

 

SO BRING ON THE MAN BEWBS!

 

Or, you know, don't.

 

Seriously, you can stop now.

AAAAAAND WE'RE DONE.

 

Thanks to Jenn A., Ambular B., Sarah M., Krista M., Jessica L., Ashley B., Lisa C., & Jen S., who is not happy to see us, and after that, who could blame her?

*Note from john: I'm just glad I was able to save you all from seeing obscene obscenity. You're welcome.

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Thursday
Apr072016

GREAT SCOTT! (Or Is It Peter?)

For today's wrecky giggles, minions... WE HAVE TO GO BACK.

"BACK" ...to the Easter.

 

Back when Vicky asked for a chocolate egg with a dog's paw on it.

Heavy.

 

Back when Leslie asked for a simple "He Has Risen."

"Rizind?"

 

 

And most importantly, back to the moment before this candy mold was created:

 

...so we can have a serious discussion.

 

Thanks to Christine E., Vicky C., Leslie S., & Katie C. for rooting for Cake Wrecks.

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