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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (126)

Friday
Oct262012

The Best Unintentionally Obscene Halloween Cake EVER

"...but legend says that on the twenty-sixth of October the curse will return, and the vengeful One-Eyed Monster will rise again!  

 

MWUAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!

"GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF!!"

 

Thanks to Melissa S. for the double header. 

Thursday
Oct112012

And After This We'll Play Volleyball!

Today's musical accompaniment:

 (For best results, hit play & start scrolling.)

 

Revvin' up the oven

Listen to the batter pour

Maybe I should mention

Something you just have to know:

Hiiiighway to the... Baby Zone

 (You're icing) Riiight into the...

Baby Zone

 

Do these ghosts look quite right?

That's certainly a scary sight

You'd better hit the deck

And baby, swim for your life!

Hiiighway to the Baby Zone

This conga line leads riiiight into the...

 Baby Zone


You'll never look at these balloons

Without singing the ol' misCONception blues

You'll never know what you can do

 

Until you get it up as HIGH as you can goooOOOOOO*!

 

[air guitar solo]

 

[Yeah, I know, it's kind of long]

[But hey, while we're waiting, what's that on Barbie's skirt??]

[:D]

 

Out among the pumpkins

Always where I yearn to be

The turdier the stems

The more I think I'll just have tea.

 

Hiiighway to the Baby Zone

"Zebra stripes" will flyyy into the Baby Zone

Highway TOOOO the Baby Zo-hooo-oone!

Ice into the 

Baby Zone.


Thanks to Kristen, Jessica S., Britny, Rachel, Paige H., Stephanie P., Camille C., Jolly D., Whittney W. for being my CW women. (If you unpack that carefully, there's a joke in there. I think.)


* I never realized how suggestive they lyrics to Danger Zone were until I paired them with these cakes. These are the only two lines I didn't change. See what I mean?!