I think it's safe to say these parents just won the brass nipple ring of Awkward First Birthday Cakes:
(Note: Picture taken down at customer's request. Please enjoy this "artistic" rendering. -john)
Try not to imagine the scrapbook photos of little (Child's Name) and her smash cake.
Hey Catherine M., got milk?
Note: Jen wanted me to make a few more adjustments. Pleast to enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot: