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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (95)

Thursday
Jul102014

Something Wrecky This Way Comes

(Warning: Naughty puns ahead. Hide your kids.)

 

Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed wedding:

 

So you know what's coming, right?

Heh. Aheh.

 

That's right: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.

The bride really got the shaft here, and it doesn't take a firm grip on reality to be testy over such a cock-up. Should she just suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so hard? Will nothing stop the erection of headstrong turrets?

No, that's a fallacy!*

Besides, I'm sure bakers will get the point in the end.
Aaand I'm done.

 

Thanks to Renee C. for the heads up!

Okay, okay. Now I'm done.

 

*'Cuz it's a phallus - see?
(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)

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Friday
Jul042014

Fourth Coming Wrecks

And now, to celebrate the birth of our great nation, I give you...

Firework Cakes That Look Like Ding-Dongs

(I find it helps to hum the William Tell Overture as you scroll.)

(Oh, go on. You know you want to.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

And to all you phallic firework bakers out there:

 

Thanks to Erin W., Maneka P., Brouk, Gail D., Elisabeth M., Jessica G., Holly Anne, & Dana S. for the reminder to always handle your fireworks with care, lest they go off prematurely.

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