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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (96)

Monday
Jul142014

Turkey Cake BARES ALL!

It's that time of year again, everyone: International Nude Day!

Time to strip off those sequined hot pants and walk around the office the way the good Lord intended:

Flexing.

I ditched the scratchy old office chair from last time, btw. Now I sit on a big rubber exercise ball. I like to bounce.

*squicksquicksquick*

So, since I'm feeling extra manly, how 'bout we check out some MANLY cakes?!

*squick*

Hey, look! A fishing lure!

I hate fishing.

[Note to self: ask Jen to think of clever fly fishing puns]

 

Which reminds me...

I hate football, too.

[Also ask Jen for ball puns. Forward pass? Touchdown? Hmm...]

*squicksquicksquick*

 

Who's up for carrot cake?!

I really hate carrots.

*squicksquickSQUIRK*

[Note to self: buy more antibacterial wipes]

 

Here's a fun fact: Facebook almost banned us last week for a cake we posted three months ago. (I swear I'm not making this up.)

This is the cake someone reported:

It's a turkey.

A happy, attentive little turkey.

Anyhoo, apparently someone went back through three whole months of our FB photos before reaching that one and flagging it as "nudity." (I swear I am not making this up.)

So I'm guessing they missed last week's patriotic "rocket" cakes.

Heheheheheheh.

 

...
*squicksquicksquick*

 

So in conclusion, here's a dinosaur head:

Remember to specify "dinosaur nudity" when you report us.

 

Thanks to Melissa C., Brielle R., Jodee R., Lauren A., & Ginger W. for the dino MIGHT.

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Thursday
Jul102014

Something Wrecky This Way Comes

(Warning: Naughty puns ahead. Hide your kids.)

 

Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed wedding:

 

So you know what's coming, right?

Heh. Aheh.

 

That's right: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.

The bride really got the shaft here, and it doesn't take a firm grip on reality to be testy over such a cock-up. Should she just suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so hard? Will nothing stop the erection of headstrong turrets?

No, that's a fallacy!*

Besides, I'm sure bakers will get the point in the end.
Aaand I'm done.

 

Thanks to Renee C. for the heads up!

Okay, okay. Now I'm done.

 

*'Cuz it's a phallus - see?
(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)

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