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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Friday
Dec302016

The Best NSFW Wrecks of 2016

We're almost there, minions! We've nearly pried 2016's cold, dead fingers from the doorjambs of history and our lives. This weekend we can finally take a breath, have a drink, and get on with resenting 2017 for all the new terrible stuff that happens.

So as a final, affectionate "screw you" to the year no one will miss, here are my favorite double-take wrecks of 2016.

[whispering] Because they look like naughty bits. AW YEAH.

BALLS.

 

The longer you look, the dirtier this gets.

(Note the three gun salute - IF you catch my penis-y drift.)

 

I'm sure she's very proud.

 

Turns out the butt of every joke is a real peach!

 

Hey look, it's Doctor WOOHOOOO!

For the record, that's supposed to be a TARDIS, *not* a Sonic Screwdriver.

 

Remember the Brexit Balls?

Ahh, good times. Good, wrinkly times.

 

Or how about the time a baker accidentally put some extremely affectionate pandas on a baby shower cake?

PANDEMONIUM!

 

I bet we all remember this summer solstice:

 

Though for me, it's hard (heyo) to come to grips (heyo) with the stiffest competition yet:

The, um... Wangerfly? Dinkerfly? Winged Trouser Snake?

Whatever you call it, he's definitely happy to see you.

 

So so long, 2016. And hey, 2017? I think I speak for us all when I say:

 

GET OVER HERE.

 

Thanks to Rebecca H., Charlie, Linda H., Vicki S., Catherine B., Fay H., Jen L., Vici R., Ashlee B., & Carley C. for helping me usher out the year with dignity.

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Wednesday
Oct262016

The Best Unintentionally Obscene Halloween Cake EVER

"...but legend says that on the twenty-sixth of October the curse will return, and the vengeful One-Eyed Monster will rise again!  

 

MWUAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!

"GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF!!"

 

Thanks to Melissa S. for the double header. 

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