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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (95)

Tuesday
Apr152014

Take A Wild Guess Day!

There's really only one way to celebrate this, so...

TAKE A WILD GUESS, GUYS:

Just so you know, I honestly and sincerely have no idea what this is supposed to be. I know what it LOOKS like, of course - (A baby shower cake. Eh? EH?!) - but it's so badly done, with those inexplicable pom-poms and zig-zags - and why is it blue? - that I just... I can't even... no.

Just... no.

 

What's that, John? Today is also "That Sucks Day"?

Aaaannnnd SCENE.

 

Thanks to Jennifer C. for submitting this with no details whatsoever, and also for proving once again that I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried.

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Tuesday
Apr012014

CAKE WREXXX!!

WARNING: Today's post is slightly less-than-safe for work, and probably not safe for kids.
(And there was much rejoicing.)

 

After nearly six years of finding new and creative euphemisms for poo, I think I've finally figured out what internet people really want.

"'Sup?"

And not JUST turkey wangs, either!

They also like a little of this:

 

And this:

 

And - oh yes - THIS:

Mmmm. Boxy.

 

So today marks another milestone in Cake Wrecks' history. Today, CW's hotter older sister site, Cake WreXXX.com, goes live. That's right, all the not-safe-for-work, do-you-see-what-I-see, mind-in-the-gutter hilarity of erotic - or unintentionally erotic - cakes gone awry now has a home of its very own.

Think you can handle it??

 

"HULK EXCITED!!"

Aren't we all, Hulk. Aren't we all.

 

So if you want to be terrified of the human body:

 

Or just swear off chocolate sprinkles for life:

 

Then GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!

That's right: CAMEL TOE DAY!!

 

So hide your kids, hide your wives, and head on over to CAKE WREXXX, where runny white icing is the new chocolate poo-swirl. [evil grin]

 

Thanks to Lauren A., Amanda L., Laura R., Jen H., Kristen M., Mark F., Alisha E., Jane A., & Shelby R. for the five-gallon drum of eye bleach I'm going to need to sort all these new submissions. [whimper]

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