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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Wednesday
Feb132019

5 Cakes To Kill The Mood (And Your Appetite) For Valentine's Day

Valentine's is coming, so you know what THAT means...

The faceless Ketchup man will soon hunt again.

 

Also that weird shape is gonna be EVERYWHERE. You know, the one that looks like a cross between a jelly bean and a maxi pad?

 

What's up with these, bakers?

 

And why do you always put that white strip in the middle?

Imagine serving this with a glass of blue Kool-Aid.

Oohhh.

Now I kind of want one.

 

And if that doesn't clear the room fast enough, then how about the world's most cringe-inducing pregnancy announcement?

o.0

Three words: NOPE, NOPE, and more NOPE.

 

Thanks to Lea B., Stephanie T., Rachel B., Mab R. for putting us ALL in the mood... to have a headache.

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Friday
Feb082019

What's Mold Is News Again

MOLD.

The silent killer that lurks in your pastries.

Lurking, like a silent killer... WHO LURKS.

 

Yeah, like that.

 

Mold is responsible for untold deaths, dismemberments, and icky gag-fests the world over.

Plus it's gross.

 

But who is to blame for this malicious fungus of death?

[picture of grim reaper wearing a baker's hat]

 

We went right to the source, to ask the tough questions and get the exclusive answers that only Wrecks News can provide.

[video of well dressed woman running toward random baker]

 

"Sir! Can you tell me why your bakery hates America? And children? How many American children have you personally dismembered? Is it true you perform deadly experiments on the state park pigeons? What's up with that, you sicko?

"Hey, come back here!!"

[turning to face camera]

"Well, there you have it, my friends. Bakers hate America. Back to you, Sally!"

 

Thanks to our wreckporters Chris H., Rane M., Jill H., Amy S., Jessica B., Kate K., & Tami F.. Coming up next: can cake make you skinny?! The new diet sensation sweeping the nation!

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