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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Ewww (133)

Monday
May192014

PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE DEAD SQUIRRELS

Sometimes you want your wedding cake to tell a story.

Just not this one.

 

He was a small game hunter who liked to drink.

She was an amateur taxidermist who collected tiny hats.

(And also liked to drink.)

Together, they would create:

THE MOST HORRIFYING WEDDING CAKE
...IN THE WORLD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deep breath]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

Thanks to Christine C. for finding the Bloggess' next anniversary cake.

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Thursday
May082014

Foot In Mouth

It's National No Socks Day!

Time to kick off those shoes and socks and bare our soles! Woohoo!

And what better way to revel in the glory of all our freed tootsies than with a little cake, amirite?

[cranking up Footloose]

Hit it!

AAAUAUUUGGH!!
I didn't mean LITERALLY!

 

I have a feeling the rest of these are going to be equally unpleasant, guys, so you, uh, might want to put the coffee down.

Ooof.

 

Arrrrggh.

 

Hurk!

 

OH COME ON!

 

[Breathing deeply through nose]

 

Maybe if we just scroll faster...

ACK.

 

EEEK!

 

NooOOOOOoooOOOO!!!

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Oh, we're done?

PHEW!

Well, that wasn't so bad, was it?

 

Thanks to Teya, Jessica M., Breanna, JB, Mike R., Rachel B., Sam H., Anony M., & Anna I. for really socking it to us.

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