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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Thursday
Nov102016

The Post-Halloween Blues (And Drippy Oranges)

'Twas the week after Halloween,
(Such a sad tale to tell),
Of all the spooptacular cakes
That somehow failed to sell.

 

Dried up pumpkin donuts,

 

Poltergeists calling, "Bo bo"

 

Plus all manner of K-K-Kupcakes

...a definite "No-No."

 

Runny candy corn noses,

 

And all things smeary and old,

 

Is it really a wonder
That this one never sold?

[shudder]

 

So farewell, poop-kin river,

 

Farewell, slime-haired wrecks!

And brace yourselves, minions;
Thanksgiving is next.

 

Thanks to Elizabeth M., Attia S., Kat L., Andrea M., Janet P., Jodee R., Amy W., Chris V., & Amy J. for the spoopy send-off.

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Thursday
Aug182016

Worst Wrecks In The 'Verse

Bad poetry is like a really bad analogy.

And super fun to write.

 

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day??

...no.

 

Chomp

We were all so sorry
To hear of your fate,
We still don't know
How it escaped from the crate,
But...

 

Movement In P Major

You are such fun
Second to none,
Indeed it's true,
You're not number 2

 

Belaboring The Point

I do not mean to vex
Or be overly complex
I'm awkward at showers
Would you have preferred flowers?
Ah well...

 

Getting It All Out There

You're the Duchess to my Duke
The Leia to my Luke
And when I think about you
I really want to

...feed you cake.

 

Thanks to Peter F., Sharon M., Brandy, James H., & Joel P. for finding no rhyme or reason to these wrecks.

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