And now, in keeping with our yearly Cake Wrecks tradition:
The 8 Cruelest Cakes To Serve Someone With A Hangover
(Best accompanied with cymbal crashes, gum-snapping, and LOTS of cheerful whistling.)
1) This boil-covered Bundt cake:
Don't prepare them or anything. Just slap a slice of that shiny sucker down on your favorite china plate, and stand back.
2) Fake Fish N' Chips with lumpy mashed... peas?
3) What I hope is fake fish on real cake:
You must admit, they really nailed that decaying, desiccated look.
Which is a skill set you don't get too often in bakeries...
4) The most realistic edible sunburn I've ever seen:
Seriously, I've been saving this one up for you guys. Don't you just want to rub some Aloe Vera on it?
5) The Dribble Which Must Not Be Named:
No, no, don't tell us what it is. PLEASE.
6) Cupcakes with REAL tortilla chips jammed under all the icing:
The chips are there in case the whole "vomit on a plate" aesthetic doesn't already do you in.
7) An Edible Ashtray:
Do you think they add liquid smoke to the cake batter? Because that would be kinda genius, in a really disgusting sort of way.
And finally, if all else fails, there's always the new trend over in Japan:
8) Raw. Meat. Cakes:
And just like that, your hung over friend/enemy is well on his/her way to recovery!
Thanks to Marlissa D., Emily I., Anony M., Irene, Anne-Marie, Kelli J., Jennifer C., & Stephanie M. for really raising the steaks the year.