If Dr. Seuss wrote naughty adult books:
I do not like them
I do not like
Green eggs and wang
Of course, those who knew what to look for could see the early signs of favoritism:
...then after he lost the Gieco gig, he did a series of humiliating spots for a local Hot Dog stand.
Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. Then, one chilly Fall morning, they found them:
10 pristine John Deere hats, carefully arranged around the meadow edges - but not a single tractor in sight.
"Loves: nature, hunting his kids, volunteering."
Just another reminder of the importance of proper comma use, my friends.
Thanks to Erin H., Amber M., Erin B., Julia K., & Sober (ha!) for setting our sights on the far side.