For those about to wreck: we "salute" you.
"Back in MY day, sonny-boy, guitars were made of cigar boxes and cat intestines, and gosh darn it, WE LIKED IT."
I'm seeing a chainsaw shaped like a corn on the cob.
Just me, or should we all quit drinking now?
"Darling, this guitar is like my love for you: NO STRINGS ATTACHED."
But seriously why are there no strings."
Maybe if we add a little miniature plastic guitar ON the cake as a guide...
In fact, when presented with guitar cupcake toppers, one baker panicked:
"AAAUGGH! Which way is up? WHICH WAY IS UP?!"
Taxidermied Big Bird as an Upright Bass:
Actually, I kind of like this one.
I bet you never wanted to equate a guitar with a flabby guy's pectoral muscles, did you.
And finally, I believe this kid from One Direction has cause to fret:
Get it? "CAUSE TO FRET"?! BAHAHAHAAA!
Because seriously that looks like a dong.
Thanks to Stephanie, Keli C., Shelley S., Cherisse B., Andrew W., Kathryn C., Rocke, Katie F., & Jared G. for knowing better than to pick on a guitar with blue balls.