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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Handwriting Horrors (19)


The Eyes Have It

It's National Eye Exam Month, guys! So how 'bout we give the old peepers a check up?

First, read the following aloud:

[scribbling on clipboard] Good, good....


Now these:

Hmm, not so good.


Let's try something else: read these numbers from right to left:





Now, find the fly.

Very good! Hard to believe the baker missed that.


Next let's test your visual pain tolerance. Tell me, which of these hurts more to look at?



Or B.



And finally, how many fingers am I holding up?

Good news, your eyes are fine!
But these bakers may want to get their heads examined.


Thanks to Judy M., Miranda N., Amanda L., Ellin P., Wes T., Elissa R., Kimberly L., Spring P., & Claudia P. for seeing what we did there.


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"Write!" Said Fred

It's handwriting analysis week, minions, so I'm here to demonstrate this fascinating science.
What does your baker's work say about them? Let's find out!


- Passive-aggressive


- Uses "jazz hands"


- Writes erotic Zombie fan-fic


- Cries during yogurt commercials


- twerks


- Collects spores, molds, and fungus


- Has to pee


- Pushes ALL the elevator floor buttons


- Gym grunter


- Conspiracy theorist


- Magician


Hope this helps you see those wrecks in a whole new light, minions! And remember: an upward slanting signature with extra long loopy bits means you have excellent taste in websites, so congrats on that.


Thanks to Kate M., Jill S., Johnny E., Sara G., Sarah S., Kelly D., David F., Jasmine K., Lacey C., Jenny H., & Shelly D., who are all too sexy for my party.


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