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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Handwriting Horrors (22)


"Write!" Said Fred

It's handwriting analysis week, minions, so I'm here to demonstrate this fascinating science.
What does your baker's work say about them? Let's find out!


- Passive-aggressive


- Uses "jazz hands"


- Writes erotic Zombie fan-fic


- Cries during yogurt commercials


- twerks


- Collects spores, molds, and fungus


- Has to pee


- Pushes ALL the elevator floor buttons


- Gym grunter


- Conspiracy theorist


- Magician


Hope this helps you see those wrecks in a whole new light, minions! And remember: an upward slanting signature with extra long loopy bits means you have excellent taste in websites, so congrats on that.


Thanks to Kate M., Jill S., Johnny E., Sara G., Sarah S., Kelly D., David F., Jasmine K., Lacey C., Jenny H., & Shelly D., who are all too sexy for my party.


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Pipe Dreams

"Okay, Tiger, you can do this. It's just an engagement cake, nothing to be afraid of.

"Here goes..."

"Steady... steeeeady..."



"Now to finish up the delicate vine-work on this wedding cake."



"This next one calls for 'Cornelli Lace'. Huh."




And for my piece de resistance, a magical Cinderella coach for the bride and groom's table!!





Heh. Aheh.

I should probably go back to the deli now.


Thanks to Jenna P., Jade C., Catherine C., and Vanessa S. for letting me play with clipart again.


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