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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (504)

Thursday
Aug252016

The Dog Days of "Bummer"

Tomorrow is National Dog Day! Quick! Make a cake effigy of your favorite pooch and slit its throat!

See, NOW it's a party.

(Also, I just realized "your favorite pooch" could have gone a very different direction. So you're welcome.)

 

As an unabashed cat person (CATS RULE, DOGS SNIFF YOUR CROTCH), I must admit to the occasional evil snicker over stuff like this:

::snicker::

 

Perhaps even be a bit of a chortle:

Ahehheheheehe

 

Or the teensiest, tiniest, guffaw:

MWAHAHHAAAAAHAAAA!

 

And since I showed you a cat autopsy cake last week, this seems only fair:

I'm guessing the customer specified NO NUTS.

[....]

 

Ahem.

So, in conclusion:

Happy Dog Day, e'erbody!

 

Thanks to Andrea W., Meredith H., Annabel J., April A., Emily Z., & Krysmon for the doggone treasures.

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Friday
Aug192016

The 40-Year-Old Burn

Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40?

Here's how to make it worse.

"Yeah, you know, REALLY emphasize that 40. So she doesn't need her glasses to see it."

 

"Whoops! Ah, well, same difference, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAwhy is Karen crying?"

 

And best/worst of all:

I also hear 60 is the new 80, so there's something to look forward to.

 

Thanks to Sue M., Anony M., & Pam H. for remembering it's the thought that counts, not the wreckerator.

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