They tried to be mean.
This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!"
"You Old Buzzard"
This one's almost accurate, if you think about it:
Like, "You get older, THEN dirt."
What's a riddens?
And who's Noboby?
Here's a hint: That's not supposed to say, "shix."
I prefer using people when they're alive, though.
Thanks to Anony M., Warren E., Donna Z., Mandi O., Mark S., Jenny C., Anony M., & Robin K., who now know the BEST insult is to congratulate someone on their crapping dog.