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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (361)

Tuesday
Oct282014

A Spirited Similarity

Ever wonder what it'd look like if famous characters came back as wrecky ghost cakes?

Yeah, me neither.

But I guess these bakers did!

 

A ghost called Jayne:

"All this booing is damaging my calm."

 

Spy VS Spy:

[mimes dropping a giant bomb on both]

 

Aquaman:

Sounds fishy.

 

Pac-Man:

 

 

A Pac-Man ghost.

So meta.

 

A garden slug:
(Just go with it.)

C'mon, bakers. Slugs? Really?

 

A door mat:

Ok, now we're just getting ridiculous.

 

A roll of toilet paper:

Srsly??

(Let's not ponder too long what the little ghost on top is.)

 

And finally,

The Ghosts of Toilet Water Passed:

You could say they've been circling the drain for some time now.

[Ba dum BUM!]

 

Thanks to Gabrielle H., Katie B., Pam A., Danyell, Vicky B., Creig N., Karen T., & Joe T. for the sweet flush of victory.

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Friday
Oct172014

Friday Favs 10/17/14

Some of my favorite new submissions this week.

 

Guys, if you ever want a 3D sculpted cake like this:

 

...and your baker claims she can make a cupcake cake (patooie!) look just like it, DO NOT BELIEVE HER.

On the plus side, I hear hippo skin rugs are all the rage now in child therapy sessions.

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They asked for a book cake of The Great Gatsby:

NAILED IT.

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You know, when *I* was a kid they didn't have all these new-fangled flavored fillings:

 

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"Ok, ma'am, your cake has room for three lines of text."

"Great! I'd like 'Mazel Tov' on the first line, and 'Sara Rose' on the second."

"And for the third line?"

"Oh, just leave that blank."

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Apparently Jennifer K's husband never gets her anything for their anniversary, so for the big 10 she got him a cake. That said this:

I really shouldn't be finding this so funny, should I?

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"Hey, guys, is 'give up' all one word?

Is there a dash?

How do you spell it, again?

Is this right?

How about now?

OH FORGET IT."

Mmmm, sweet irony.

 

Thanks to Disireah, Tonianne, Allie P., Deena M., & Anony M. for reminding us to never give up, NEVER SURRENDER.

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