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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (417)

Tuesday
Sep012015

Let's See Some Enthusiasm, I Guess...

It's International Enthusiasm Week, and as always, we can DEPEND on our bakers to provide the most enthusiastic...

 

avid...

 

go-getting...

 

 

passionate...

 

excited...

 

and eager...

 

Uh...

 

Well, if that fails, at least we can depend on them to add exclamation marks.

 

 

Thanks to Jodee R., Jillian L., Janet P., Matt C., Adam S., Anony M., Jessie S., & the thesaurus. Couldn't have done it without you.

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Wednesday
Aug262015

The Dog Days of Dog Day

It's National Dog Day, wrecky minions!

Now, I realize it can be difficult to celebrate dogs when cats are so OBVIOUSLY superior, but hear me out:

1) Dogs are people, too.

Specifically, a kind of mutant Sheep People.

 

2) Today is the PERFECT day to show your dog-loving friends that you respect their life choices, and that you, too, can appreciate a wet nose in the crotch from time to time.*

"LET US AT IT."

 

[*Kidding, no one appreciates that. But don't tell the dog people.]

 

And thirthly, and most importantly, without dogs we would never have these cakes:

(Wow, they really DO poop everywhere.)

Though to be fair, I'm pretty sure most of these bakers have never actually SEEN a dog.

 

For example: bakers, I'm preeetty sure the legs don't go there:

"Woofth."

 

THIS IS YOUR DOG:

 

THIS IS YOUR DOG ON DRUGS:

ANY ORDERS?

 

And finally, is that a real dog biscuit??

'Cuz judging by Sunglasses' smug smile, I'm betting it is.

 

Well, thanks to Celia M., Steff, Julie, Natalie S., Julie D., Lisa, Kimberly & Lindsay N. for proving once again that even cat CAKES are bet... uh...

Never mind.

Happy Dog Day, everybody.

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