Tomorrow is National Dog Day! Quick! Make a cake effigy of your favorite pooch and slit its throat!
See, NOW it's a party.
(Also, I just realized "your favorite pooch" could have gone a very different direction. So you're welcome.)
As an unabashed cat person (CATS RULE, DOGS SNIFF YOUR CROTCH), I must admit to the occasional evil snicker over stuff like this:
Perhaps even be a bit of a chortle:
Or the teensiest, tiniest, guffaw:
And since I showed you a cat autopsy cake last week, this seems only fair:
I'm guessing the customer specified NO NUTS.
So, in conclusion:
Happy Dog Day, e'erbody!
Thanks to Andrea W., Meredith H., Annabel J., April A., Emily Z., & Krysmon for the doggone treasures.