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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (476)

Monday
Apr252016

And Now A Word From Princess Godzilla

HOW TO BE A PRINCESS
Cake Wrecks style

 

1) First things first: you'll need a wardrobe fit for royalty.

Because even a straight jacket can be princessy when paired with the right skirt/circus tent.

 

2) Have your hair and makeup done professionally every day.

Don't be like Elsa that one time:

(Girl needs to let her liquid eyeliner GO, am I right?)

 

3) Find an animal side kick

Friendly forest creatures are SO overdone, though. I recommend something a little more original:

...like a boa constrictor.

 

4) Eyebrows UP! It helps instill a sense of wonder.

Not to mention a sense of surprise and/or fear.

Which is why:

5) You can never, EVER, stop smiling:

Cindy's foot is currently being gnawed on by angry peasant mice, but do you see her complaining?
NUH-UH.

 

But really, my dear minions, there is only one requirement to be a princess:

Be true to yourself, and feel pretty doing it.

Princess Godzilla demands it.

 

Thanks to Anony M., KM, Noelle T., Kathy C., Sydney C., & Andrea L. for making her daughter the best princess cake OF ALL TIME. Somebody give Princess Godzilla her own movie, product line, and action figures, STAT!

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Wednesday
Apr202016

9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold:

 

 

 With Christmas stuff around you


 And UGLY bows:

 

Barbie, EVEN though

You're so creepy

 

 So dang creeeeee-pay!!

 

 

 BAAAAY-BAY!

 

Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!"

 

Dead bugs and dirt around you:

This is a WHOLE new low

 It's ironic, though;

 You need cleaning...

 

 So much CLEEEANING!


Thanks to Leah B., Carrie S., Diana K., Juliana B., Ann P., Ken D., Anony M., Jessica, & Melissa P. for the window pain. [shudder]

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