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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (523)

Friday
Dec022016

This Is NOT Your Grandma's Gravy

You know how people say the best part about Thanksgiving is the leftovers?

I'm guessing those people haven't seen these cakes.

 

Short straw gets the "gravy" slice!

o.0

 

Ooh, now here's a vision:

[squinting] I see a dill pickle voodoo doll, lying in a baseball mitt, wearing an ice cream hat.

So definitely time to check the expiration date on that "gravy."

 

Tell me this isn't the back of some old guy's head:

It totally is, right? And he's wearing a colorful scarf?

(P.S. "Goble goble, b**ches.")

 

Now, I know some of you are sad to say goodbye to the Thanksgiving leftovers, so let me assure you:

The Turkey Poo-Wangs WILL return.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Kaitlin K., Stephanie H., Karen B., & Ursula S. for keeping her head in the game.

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Thursday
Nov242016

Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!

Happy Thanksgiving, minions!

Since you're probably hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that look like your family members.

Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let's find out.

 

The Angry Poop-Head:

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

 

The "I'm Trying To Watch The Game In Here!"

"Keep it down! I can't hear the score!"

 

The Dazed And Confused:

"WHAT year is it?!"

 

The "Isn't it Wonderful We're All Here Together?"

"Group hug!"

 

The Sarcastic One:

"Sure, Aunt Barb, I'll get riiiight on working on my attitude."

 

The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."

[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]

 

The Little Prick:

"MOM says I'm special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!"

 

The "Nobody Talk To Me It's Been A Long Day."

"Just... just give him the pie, Barb."

 

The Peace Maker:

"Now, Stu, I'm sure you didn't mean all [REDACTED] are stupid... right?"

 

And finally,

The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."

Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day's almost through.

 

Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.

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