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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (634)

Friday
Jul202018

Rhymin' Wreckers

What if cakes were the last lines in really bad poems?

Come, my friends. LET US DREAM TOGETHER.

 

Work anniversary
Head of the class
A lousy coffee cup??

 

You'll get no bars here
No cells in this park
So let's give a cheer:

 

Not sure how it works -
The questions are numerous
Still, hooray for you!

 

Like, this is totes "no"
ROTFL 4ever
ANYway, so,

 

Beard scruff and muscles
Scratchin' all day
Something that rhymes with muscles

 

With age comes wisdom
If I may be so bold
To the smartest friend I know:

 

I'm hip and I'm fly
All the bros know me
Ladies, I go by

 

Thanks to Anony M., Sarah S., Derek, Anony M., Melissa H., Karen T., & Hannah D. for helping us celebrate Bad Poetry Day without even knowing it.

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Tuesday
Jul172018

When Wrecks Go Historically Wrong

The day: July 17th.
The year: 1955.

After years of anticipation, Disneyland was ready to open its gates. People gathered by the hundreds to experience the new park.

But all was not smooth sailing on that fateful summer day, as many of the characters failed to impress.

There was, of course, Walt's favorite mouse:

 

But many of the other characters were sponsored by popular businesses of the time. Characters like:

Asbestos Jim:

 

Lead Paint Larry:

 

And Little Timmy the Coal Miner:

 

Another character to only last the day was Oscar the Ogre:

Unfortunately, Oscar was sponsored by Johnson's Fancy Heroin Hemorrhoid Cream.

 

In fact, only one other opening day character made the cut. An imagineer, desperate to impress Walt, glued a sailor hat to a passing duck and the rest, as they say, is history.

Later the duck was given a shirt and a large dose of amphetamines.

 

Thanks to Nick, Anony M., Cyndy O., Meghan M., Julie A., & Sydney D. for the fowl history lesson.

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