I realized Christmas might have become too commercialized when I sucker-punched that old guy in the Target electronics section. ("Hands off the XBOX KINECT, Gramps!!!!") Sure, he was just buying batteries for his hearing aid, but it made me think: maybe we've all become too materialistic around the holidays.
Yep, I'm ditching my Christmas tree and putting up the ole' Festivus pole, because tinsel is distracting.
I'll chuck the Christmas ham and replace it with a traditional store-bought Pepperidge Farm cake covered with M&Ms:
(Actually, come to think of it, we've been celebrating the Airing of Grievances for years.)