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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (503)

Wednesday
Oct232013

Back Off, Man. I'm A BAKER.

Are you bothered by strange noises in the middle of the night?

Plus rampant rodent droppings?

 

Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement, attic, or bakery?

"You guys, I have a feeling there's something really creepy below us..."

 

"SEE?!"

 

Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or super sarcastic ghost?

"Like, boo, or whatever."

 

How about an entire tray of cupcakes giving you the finger?

 

If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pick up the phone and call the prefessionals.

WRECKBUSTERS.

 

Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve ALL your supernatural elimination needs.

"So let me get this straight: You're saying the ghost of your filet mignon just pooped on your couch?

"I call bullsh*t."

 

WRECKBUSTERS.

We're ready to relieve you!

"Ok, who brought the dog?"

 

Hey E.L., Marsha M., Rose B., Grace K., Jessica B., Kayla F., Scott D., & Dustin S., listen! Do you smell something?

Monday
Oct142013

Turkey Talk

"Well, hello, there! SO nice to see you."

 

"Absolutely stunning weather we're having, don't you think?"

 

"Say, have you done something with your hair? Because it. looks. fabulous."

 

"And those shoes! So perfect!"

 

"Did you catch the game last night? I do love our boys, but I gotta say the other team beat us, fair and square."

 

"Ah, would you look at all these teenagers running around??

Such well-behaved youngsters, all of 'em."

 

"You know, I always enjoy meeting new people, but you have been especially delightful."

 

"No, no, please, after you. Bye, now!"

 

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone.

 

Thanks to Brandi, Cheyenne D., Jessica, Lindsay B., Marie, Stephani, Rhonda G., & Joanna for being extra nice.