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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (492)

Tuesday
Aug202013

Octo-Drama

This:

Now available in cupcakes!

 

 

Oh, and while we're at it...

 

BROADWAY OCTOPUS WANTS TO SING:

[[jazz tentacles]]

 

BOW-TIED OCTOPUS WANTS TO LIMBO:

 

FATALISTIC OCTOPUS WANTS TO CARTWHEEL:

"This will end in tears."

 

And, uh, Derpy here just wants a hug:

"Derp!"


Thanks to Rebecca S., Kristin S., Diane H., April R., & Lesley M. for joining me in a rousing rendition of "Octopodes have EIGHT legs, bakers. EIIIIGHT!" And now...  jazz tentacles!

Monday
Aug122013

School Daze

Hey kids! Now that August has rolled around, school is starting soon!

I guess we all know how you feel about that.

If it's any consolation, your parents feel the same way when they pay for your school supplies.
("How can you possibly need 37 1-inch plain white view binders?!?")

Supplies in hand, you'll be learning important life skills like:

How to follow directions:

 

... handwriting:

 

... and the importance of finishing your work:

(Also, irony.)

 

What will your favorite subject be?

Math?

 

Social Studies?

(That extra one on the bottom really pulls the whole thing together, doesn't it?)

 

Spelling and Grammar?

 

Or maybe you're one of those kids who likes P.E.:

(I was not, so that "bat" sums up my feelings perfectly.)

 

Whichever it is, remember to go easy on your new teachers; chances are they're still in vacation mode, too.

 

Scholarly thanks to Amanda M., Colleen M., T.S., Molly McG., Steve V., Patrick T., Annette H., Heather Y., Oomps62, Michelle M., & Julie, who followed our submission guidelines perfectly -- I guess they paid attention in school.