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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (510)

Tuesday
Nov052013

Like A Bridge Over Troubled Icing

[A group of Wreckerators, some in frosting-smeared aprons, walk on stage and begin to sing...]

 

When they're leery

Feeling small...

When tears are in...

... their eyes,


Why not buy them all?

All on one side...

Ohhhhh
'cause spa- cing's tou- ou- ough...

[joining hands]

When friends just caaan't beee found!

[soprano solo]

I assure you, that's "Harry Potter!"

[chorus]

Why not pay me now?

I've a fridge full of stubbled otter:

[3-part harmony]

Why not pay me now?

 

A very happy birthday to Art Garfunkle - who we hope will forgive us - and many thanks to Liz K., Lynnette W., Paul A., Michelle S., Rachel H., Lexi, C.H., & Katie S. for helping us appreciate the sound of silence.

Friday
Nov012013

RED SOCKS FOR EVAH

Hey guys, john (the hubby of Jen) here. As a native "New Englandah," I felt it was my duty to pipe up today (heh) in celebration of an extremely momentous occasion. Now, if you would all kindly raise your glasses of Sam Adams...

 

{ahem}

[singing]

WEEEE AHH THE CHAMP-YUNS

 

WEEEE AHH THE CHAMP-YUNS!

 

WEEEE AHH THE CHAMP-YUNS

 

WEEEE AHH THE CHAMP-YUNS!

 

WEEEE AHH THE CHAMP-YUUUNS...

 

... OF THE WAAAAHLD!

 

This one's for you, Boston:

Wicked good game.

 

Thanks to Emily D., Lacey H., M.D., Emily F., Heather D., Laura M., & Nancy S. for pahking their cahs in the yahd.