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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (416)

Monday
Apr022012

Reduce, Reuse, Re-Wreck

"HoooooEEE! Come on down and get your very own genuine 'Nawlins Mardi Gras Bourbon Street Cajun Jambalaya King Cake while they last! '

"Fresh like it was made yesterday!"

 

"Um, Jim?"

"Yeah, Bob?"

"It's April."

"Oh."

***

 

"Easter 'Danish rings!' Get your genuine fresh Easter 'Danish Rings' right here!"

 

Thanks to Chris B. and Alison V. for the peep show.

Friday
Mar302012

Out of office reply

Hello and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all of your hopes for humanity are dashed on a daily basis. Sadly, we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:

__ Travel
__ Plague
__ A pack of wild rodents gnawing off our extremities
__ All of the above
 X  Nap time

Instead, please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:

 

- Correcting this cake:

 

- Guessing what this is supposed to be:

 

- Brainstorming at least three (3) suitable puns for this:

Always Butterflies: Now with wings!

 

- Writing a short story to explain this scene:

Suggested title: Revenge of the lobsters

 

- Leaving a colorful message after the beep.

*beep*

 

Thanks to Gin M., Lori R., Elaine K., and Anne M. for continuing to hold.