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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (624)

Tuesday
Mar172015

The Ballad of Sam Patrick

Ahh, St. Paddy's day. A day of rainbows:

 

A day of trash cans(?) filled with popcorn(??):

 

And, of course, a day of traditional Irish padlocks:

Which is where "St. Paddy's" comes from, of course.

 

Make sure you never call it St. Patty's, though, lest you incur the wrath of both internet commenters and fancy eyebrowed shamrocks:

SO FANCY.

 

Besides, we all know you're supposed to call it "Sam Patrick's Day."

Good guy, that Sam Patrick.

 

Though I hear his pick-up lines were terrible.

(To be fair, that "I'am" WOULD get you hissed.)

 

Well, happy Sam Patrick's day, everyone!

Oh, and don't forget to pick up your loaf of green snake bread on the way out:

It's what Sam would've wanted.

 

Thanks to Casey G., Tara G., Melissa S., Crista C., Gabriela N., Samantha G., & Erin R., who can't BELIEVE I didn't make a hissing snake joke there at the end. Sorry, guys.

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Thursday
Mar122015

Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.

 

I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?

 

Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.

 

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.

 

And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"

 

Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.

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