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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Friday
Jul192013

COMIC-CON!!

If you're a geek like me, then you know all the lucky/crazy people are at San Diego Comic-Con this weekend. (Lucky because, c'mon, it's Comic-Con. And crazy because IT'S COMIC-CON.)

So whether you're packed in like a cape-wearing sardine at the event itself, or just watching the coverage online like me with a mixture of jealousy and amazement that people are seriously paying $50 a day just to park, this is for you:

 

Highlights from Batman & Spider-Man's Day At San Diego Comic Con:

1) The Road Trip:

"I believe that clerk gave us the economy 'mobile."

"Yeah, yeah. Hey, do we have to listen to your theme song the ENTIRE way? The nanananananas are giving me a headache."

 "Yes."

"Jerk."

 

2) The Restraining Order:

"Hey, it's not my fault those fans didn't appreciate my southern web-slinger. That takes real talent, you know!"

"Don't talk to me."

 

3) The "Comic Book Crafts" Panel They Waited 4 Hours In Line For:

"I still say it's not fair you used the Bat-Icer on yours."

"You're just jealous of my utility belt, Spandex-Man."

"That's IT. I'm telling Alfred."

 

 4) The "Hunky Heroes" Photo Shoot with Iron Man:

 (Which Spider-Man's web-slinging ways gets them kicked out of. Again.)

 "I think you have a problem."

"Oh, lighten up. At least Tony thought it was cool."

 

5) The Unexpected Early Departure:

"Wow. That Tannen fellow sure was spunky! Did you SEE his right hook? Although I could have done without the puns. Who says, 'now make like a tree, and get out of here,' anyway?"

"Just shut up and drive."

 

 

Thanks to Amy, Sara G., Mike L., Jennifer W., & Julia K. for bucking common conventions.

Friday
Jul122013

It's Not Easy... Being Meme

Having trouble keeping up with all the popular internet memes these days? Then you're in luck, because I just so happen to have a handy guide to memes... using frog cakes. Because reasons.

 

Grumpy Cat

"I had a birthday once.
IT WAS TERRIBLE."

 

Goosebumps Girl

"Ermagerd, yerler kerk!"

 

First World Problems

"Dropped my phone in the lake, so now I'm bored in the bathroom.
Which is also the lake."

 

Condescending Wonka

"Oh, so you changed your profile picture to a solid color?
Wow, you must be a real political activist."

 

Troll Face

"U MAD, BRO?"

 

Overly Attached Hypno-Toad

"I watched you sleep last night.
You might want to clean your window now."

 

Nyan Cat

"RIBBITRIBBITRIBBITRIBBIT..."

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Thanks to Faith H., Krystal F., Jesse D., Sean M., Virginia M., M.L., & Kim M. for helping me confuse all of our parents that much further. Happy googling, everyone!