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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (523)

Monday
Nov112013

Six Tasteless Treats For Veterans Day

Ok, bakers, it's Veterans Day! And how do we respond to a national holiday honoring those who've served in the armed forces?

Bakers: With ABJECT TERROR!!

Noooooo...

 

And WORMS!

Ew! No!

 

And hashtags!

Now I'm just confused.

 

And LADY BUGS!

Confused... and mildly repulsed.

 

Bakers: And soldier-topped cupcakes!

Oh, well, that doesn't sound too ba... wait.

o.0

That's it, bakers; no more icing for you.

Bakers: AWWW!

 

Nope, I mean it! NO ICING. Yeah. Let's see you wreck anything NOW.

THAT WAS RHETORICAL PLEASE STOP.

 

Thanks to Alice D., Anony M., Laura R., Anony M., Elizabeth G., & Audrey T. for reminding us all to thank a veteran today... with pie.

Tuesday
Nov052013

Like A Bridge Over Troubled Icing

[A group of Wreckerators, some in frosting-smeared aprons, walk on stage and begin to sing...]

 

When they're leery

Feeling small...

When tears are in...

... their eyes,


Why not buy them all?

All on one side...

Ohhhhh
'cause spa- cing's tou- ou- ough...

[joining hands]

When friends just caaan't beee found!

[soprano solo]

I assure you, that's "Harry Potter!"

[chorus]

Why not pay me now?

I've a fridge full of stubbled otter:

[3-part harmony]

Why not pay me now?

 

A very happy birthday to Art Garfunkle - who we hope will forgive us - and many thanks to Liz K., Lynnette W., Paul A., Michelle S., Rachel H., Lexi, C.H., & Katie S. for helping us appreciate the sound of silence.