Hey, I hear the Super Bowl is coming up. Whaddaya think of that, Wilson?
[pauses to see how many other people remember Home Improvement]
And we all know Wilson' favorite part, right?
[bowing] Ah thank you, thankyouverymuch.
Ok, enough funny stuff. Time to get down to business.
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Well, just be careful with those "touchdowns," if you know what I mean. We all know where those can lead:
Yep. Haunted football-shaped ponds.
Not to mention all the football-shaped tumors:
Nike: Just Chew It.
So in conclusion: always know what time it is, use your quotes wisely, and perhaps avoid ordering your Super Bowl Game cake from this place:
Even if it IS a real gem.
Thanks to Jenny P., Melinda B., Rachel R., Pearl D., Kellie G., & Alexis M. for keeping the pigskin and just passing the cake.