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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (492)

Tuesday
Jun042013

Sponsored By WebMD (But Not Really)

Attention Cake Wrecks Readers!

The FBA (Food and Blog Administration) has issued strong new warnings for those who view this blog on a regular basis.

Frequent readers may experience one or more of the following:

 

Blurred Vision

 

Confusion

...often combined with squinting and stilted reading aloud.

 

Spontaneous German Utterances (SPU)

Ja, es ist ein Junge mit einer verstopften Eule!
(Yes, it is a boy with a constipated owl!)

 

Drooling

"What? Is there something on my face?"

 

Temporary loss of bowel function

 

And most serious of all:

Despair for the Future of Humanity

*headdesk*

 

*headdeskheaddesk*

 

*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

...often followed by a wicked headache.

 

If you, or a member of your family, have experienced any of these symptoms while reading Cake Wrecks...

GOOD!

See you tomorrow!

 

Thanks to Danielle G., Hannah F., Alison U., Karina R., Carly G., Stacey G., Stacey T., Julie G., and Jesse McE. for helping to expose these potential side effects to the public. And, yes, it IS SPU-- Spontane Preußischen Übersprachen. It's a technical term. You don't need to look it up. Really.

Saturday
May252013

Special Saturday Video: A Wreck Odd-To-See

The other day "devoted Wreckie" Roger H. sent me one of those videos. You know, the ones that first make you giggle, and then wince, and then cringe back in horror, and then start laughing because omigosh this is so bad, and then you go get your husband and make him watch it, whereupon you discover it's even more hysterical the second time through.

Needless to say, I knew Roger's creation was something special. Something that had to be shared. Something that I dare you to watch all the way through with the volume up.

"Enjoy."