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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (497)

Friday
May172013

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fire Swamp

According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, there are NOT three dangers of the Fire Swamp, my friends; there are seven.

Don't Panic!

Instead, grab your sonic screwdriver,

(With both hands...)

 

and your ugliest tie-dye beach towel,

(You know, the one with the ugly flowers and the nutrient-soaked hem.)

...and let's go see if we can find the other four!

 

Wait, I'm forgetting something...

Hey! You! In the red shirt! Wanna join the team?

Great! We wouldn't think of leaving without you.

 

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Look, up above! It's a Cthulpoo Pony!

Watch out for their aerial bowel assault!

 

Now, step lively! The Guide warns of AFGs. You could fall and break your neck.

"Areas of Fluctuating Gravity? I don't think they exi-- aiieeeggghhhh!"

 

Listen! Do you smell something?

As I suspected: it's the herbivorous blast-ended skrewt!
("They call me... Tim.")

Mind the pincers; they've got nasty, big, pointy teeth!

 

Well, that's three. There's just one more danger --

The Excitable Squirrels of Amorosity!

Look out, men! They'll go straight for your nuts!
(Whose idea was it to bring all these peanuts, anyway?)

*SPROING!*

RUN AWAAAAAY!

 

Thanks to Robert S., Stacy, Gillian, Anony M., Kellee C., Rachael E., and Jane B., for sending us pictures of cakes that are mostly harmless.

Tuesday
May072013

50 Ways to Peeve Your Mother

With Mother's Day coming up this weekend, I think we could all use a little help selecting the best cake for Mom. And who better to do that than Paul Simon?

HIT IT, PAUL.

The problem is you buy such lousy cakes, you see.

The answer's easy if you eye them critically.

 

I'd like to help since all you want to do is please.

There must be
50 ways to peeve your mother.

 

You know it's really not my habit to intrude

But colon cupcake cakes are really kind of rude

 

It's pretty obvious this teapot is a dude:

[eyebrow waggle]
Heh. Aheh.
Ahem.

There must be 50 ways to peeve your mother.

 

50 ways to peeve your mother.

 

You glaze a poo stack, Jack.

 

Skip the cake pan, Stan.

 

Put on some bear toys, Roy.

Just listen to me.

 

Such a big fuss, Russ.

Can't you see it's just too muuuuch?

 

There's no gift card for me, Lee.

Still a cheapskate, I see.

 

Thanks to Mariel C., Casey, Susan S., Aaron R., Stephanie, Becky M., Meredith M., Ailis M., & Kathryn H., who know Mom will love anything you get her, but a better cake wouldn't hurt.