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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (425)


La La Land

WRECK the halls with cows of folly

Fa la la la laa, la la moo moo


'Tis the season to be sorry

Fa la la la laa, la la boo hoo


Con we now our client Darryl

Fa la laa, la la laa, it comes that waaay!


Troll the surly in-law, Carol

Fa la la la laaa, la la cheapskate


SEE the blazing cheeks before us

Fa la la la laaaaa, la UN-I-BROW


Join the creepy penguin chorus

Fa la la la laaa....

"We're on a mission from God."



Thanks to Elizabeth S., Erin L., Gene H., Jami K., Ted S., & Tiffany F. for reminding everyone it's not too late to get your copy of Wreck the Halls for Christmas. Aw, you guys are the BEST.

P.S. Did you donate your dollar today?


High Koos

Soft evening breezes
Radioactive tampons
Lighting my undies


Just clowning around
What a way to be headed


She drives me crazy
Like no one else (ooh. ooh.)
Someone check the oil.

Waves of well wishes
A sea of celebration
Happy...Stan? You ok?


Thanks to Maria A., Kristina K., Samantha T., & Fay K., who know that haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.