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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (496)

Tuesday
May072013

50 Ways to Peeve Your Mother

With Mother's Day coming up this weekend, I think we could all use a little help selecting the best cake for Mom. And who better to do that than Paul Simon?

HIT IT, PAUL.

The problem is you buy such lousy cakes, you see.

The answer's easy if you eye them critically.

 

I'd like to help since all you want to do is please.

There must be
50 ways to peeve your mother.

 

You know it's really not my habit to intrude

But colon cupcake cakes are really kind of rude

 

It's pretty obvious this teapot is a dude:

[eyebrow waggle]
Heh. Aheh.
Ahem.

There must be 50 ways to peeve your mother.

 

50 ways to peeve your mother.

 

You glaze a poo stack, Jack.

 

Skip the cake pan, Stan.

 

Put on some bear toys, Roy.

Just listen to me.

 

Such a big fuss, Russ.

Can't you see it's just too muuuuch?

 

There's no gift card for me, Lee.

Still a cheapskate, I see.

 

Thanks to Mariel C., Casey, Susan S., Aaron R., Stephanie, Becky M., Meredith M., Ailis M., & Kathryn H., who know Mom will love anything you get her, but a better cake wouldn't hurt.

Wednesday
May012013

Inside The Twisted Mind Of john

And so I says to her, I says, "Hey lady! Let me give you a HAND with that!"

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

 

Thanks to Nancy L., Laura C., & Sahara H. for letting me get that out. I feel muuuuch better now.

 

Edit- Yes. The blue one is supposed to be Ponyo and no, it's not bad. I just liked her expression opposite the maniacal Valentine's day flying heart of doom. Have a nice day.