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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (476)

Monday
Dec102012

Torte Reform

The FDA has issued strong new warnings about the serious side effects caused by cake wrecks.

If you, or someone you know, has been injured by a cake wreck, call the Law Offices of Ann B'Lance-Chaser today!

Because I'm a lawyer. It says so right here on my gavel.

 

Side effects of cake wrecks can include:

Confusion.

 

Nausea.

 

Erectile Dysfunction.

 

Vision loss.

 

Crankiness.

 

And whiplash.

That's right, whiplash:

"My birthday cake was so ugly I did a double double-take and hurt my neck. Ann B'Lance-Chaser got me 3 dozen cupcakes!* THANKS, ANN B'LANCE-CHASER!"

Don't delay! Call Ann B'Lance-Chaser, and get YOUR just desserts.

*Actual award was 5 dozen cupcakes. A 40% contingency fee will be assessed on all edible settlements. Fifty percent if chocolate is involved.

 

Thanks to Michelle B., Amy S., Juliana & Lauren C., another Amanda S., Karyn T., Bea V., and Claire O'B for the legal ease.

Wednesday
Dec052012

'Scuse Me, I Think Your Fly Is Down...

 

"LEAPING LILY PADS!! Is...is that what I think it is? Phil, are you seeing this?!"

 

 "...Phil?"

 

"...Will?"

 

"...Jill?

 

"You guys, snap out of it!"

 "I'm...I'm scared, Gill."

 

"It's unnatural, I tell you - UNNATURAL!"

 

 "Quiet, Bill! He's coming!"

 

"Hey guys! Wassup?

 

"They call me...TADPOLE."

 

Thanks to wreckporters Susan M., Abby G., Amber K., Becky L., Jesse D., Madi L., Sara M., and Tammy H. & Melanie D., who sent in separate reports of the same frog. I love it when that happens! My wrecky minions are everywhere - EVERYWHERE! Muah-ha-haaa!