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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (578)

Wednesday
Jan292014

Score!

Hey, I hear the Super Bowl is coming up. Whaddaya think of that, Wilson?

[pauses to see how many other people remember Home Improvement]

 

And we all know Wilson' favorite part, right?

:D

[bowing] Ah thank you, thankyouverymuch.

 

Ok, enough funny stuff. Time to get down to business.

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

Well, just be careful with those "touchdowns," if you know what I mean. We all know where those can lead:

Yep. Haunted football-shaped ponds.

 

Not to mention all the football-shaped tumors:

Nike: Just Chew It.

 

So in conclusion: always know what time it is, use your quotes wisely, and perhaps avoid ordering your Super Bowl Game cake from this place:

Even if it IS a real gem.

 

Thanks to Jenny P., Melinda B., Rachel R., Pearl D., Kellie G., & Alexis M. for keeping the pigskin and just passing the cake.

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Friday
Jan242014

Bring the Sledge Hammer, Miley

We're flawed, you maimed our hearts in vain

Pink lumps - never gonna fly.


The gist is, well... you just can't spell

We're cakes no one's gonna buy.


Don't you ever say, we'll sell anyway

I don't have any legs.


I can't tell a lie: you used too much dye

 

Smiles will always haunt you.

 

You came in and you wrecked us all!

 

And now we're just so hard to love!

 

All the kids who see us start to bawl!

 

Why'd you have to make us
wre-e-ec-ky?

 

Yeah, you wre-e-eck meee!

 

Thanks to Andi C., Cheryl F., Gemma J., Dylan S., Karen B., Ann L., Mikayla S., Nicole H., Ruth B., Lesley W. & Apryl K., who managed to find an updated cake of Miley's new look:

(Hey, Miley, cake got your tongue?)

 

PS - If you're looking to listen to the real song for comparison, I highly recommend this video. (NSFW, but so, so funny.)

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