One ugly 8-inch round flower cake:
Five ugly 8-inch round flower cakes:
Five ugly 8-inch round flower cakes plopped on styrofoam and cardboard stands:
The look on the bride's face?
There are some things money can't buy.
But those things are stupid and overrated.
So buy a decent cake already.
Which reminds me of this not-entirely-safe-for-work video:
And so, in conclusion, just pay the money.
Thanks to Melinda W., Holley W., Kae B., Liz Q., Meghan F., Nikki G., and Lainey M. who thinks we should start investing in styrofoam and cardboard.