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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Seahawks vs Broncos: The Wreck-Off

Today's a big day, my friends; we're here to celebrate the two teams going on to the Super Bowl!

So let's hear it for... [drum roll]

The Seahawks...


...and the Broncos!

[cymbal crash]


Hang on, I'm being told those logos weren't quite right. Lemme try again.

The Seahawks...


...and the Broncos!

[trumpet fanfare]


No? Still not right? Ok, hang on.

Aha! NOW I've got it.

The Seahawks...


...and the Broncos!

(Huh. Think this logo is hard to reproduce?)



Ok, ok, I've had my fun. So in all seriousness, let's give a warm, dignified welcome to the Sea.. um... hawks?


...and, of course, the Broncos!



Er, I mean... congratulations, guys! I hope you steal ALL the bases.


Thanks to Dawn D., Katie T., Travis M., Kayla S., Vanessa W., Amanda L., Astacia C., & and Rebecca W., who knows that of course you don't steal bases, in football; you dribble free throws.


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Hey, I hear the Super Bowl is coming up. Whaddaya think of that, Wilson?

[pauses to see how many other people remember Home Improvement]


And we all know Wilson' favorite part, right?


[bowing] Ah thank you, thankyouverymuch.


Ok, enough funny stuff. Time to get down to business.

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?


Well, just be careful with those "touchdowns," if you know what I mean. We all know where those can lead:

Yep. Haunted football-shaped ponds.


Not to mention all the football-shaped tumors:

Nike: Just Chew It.


So in conclusion: always know what time it is, use your quotes wisely, and perhaps avoid ordering your Super Bowl Game cake from this place:

Even if it IS a real gem.


Thanks to Jenny P., Melinda B., Rachel R., Pearl D., Kellie G., & Alexis M. for keeping the pigskin and just passing the cake.


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