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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (550)

Thursday
Oct252012

I Say, "Stand Over There"

[With Apologies to Aretha]

  

Each day when I wake up

And think of our nasty break up


 

I bake another cake...

or two!

 

While torching your chair now

 

 While wondering which hussy's there now

 

I bake another cake for you!

 

My business 

Is booming...

 

 These things sell so well

 

 I really ought to thank you!


I'm better off single, 

I'm mending my heart

 

  ...and I don't miss you!

 

So, goodbye forever, that's how it must be

I'm making LOTS of money

 AND DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!

 

Thanks to Angelica L., Carol J., Julie B., Becky C., Kimberly, Chebrutta, Shawn, Adriel H., and Sophie S. - and don't worry, hon, there's no hidden message here...

Wednesday
Oct242012

Subjective Reasoning

Sometimes the best part of checking the Cake Wrecks email is reading the subject lines you readers come up with.  After all, it's not every inbox that can boast lines like "Loose Stool or Sea Slug?" and "Two Words: Flaming Caterpillar."

Here are some more fantastic, actual examples of reader email titles from the archives. (No, seriously, I am not making these up.)

 

"Dogs with grad caps nailed to their skulls" - from Amy T.

(Admit it: you would open that one first, too.)

And she really nailed that description on the head, huh?

 

"Asphyxiation Barbie: SVU" - Sarah M.

"Looks like somebody..." 

[removing sunglasses]

"...took this doll's breath away."

 

 "I was looking for Monistat at the Walmart..." - Scott F.

"Yeast ring?" I donut think that means what you think it means...

 

"Princess Leia's Frhog" - Colleen K.

 "Help me, Oinkie One Kenobi; you're my only hop."

 

"Madagascar Nipples Cake" - Amy E.

[Insert "Tracts of land" joke here.]

 

"Peanut Mouth Cookie Ninja" - Amanda B.

(Does the head wound mean the ninja's already been here?)

 

And my personal favorite:  

"I don't know what it is, but it's angry and it has a guitar." - Petra R.

To be fair, it also has a pilgrim hat.

 

Thanks to all of today's wreckporters for continuing to keep our spam filters guessing.