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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (351)

Monday
Aug182014

Rhymin' Wreckers

What if cakes were the last lines in really bad poems?

Come, my friends. LET US DREAM TOGETHER.

 

Work anniversary
Head of the class
A lousy coffee cup??

 

You'll get no bars here
No cells in this park
So let's give a cheer:

 

Not sure how it works -
The questions are numerous
Still, hooray for you!

 

Like, this is totes "no"
ROTFL 4ever
ANYway, so,

 

Beard scruff and muscles
Scratchin' all day
Something that rhymes with muscles

 

With age comes wisdom
If I may be so bold
To the smartest friend I know:

 

I'm hip and I'm fly
All the bros know me
Ladies, I go by

 

Thanks to Anony M., Sarah S., Derek, Anony M., Melissa H., Karen T., & Hannah D. for helping us celebrate Bad Poetry Day without even knowing it.

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Friday
Aug152014

Friday Favs 8/15/14

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

 

The End Is Nigh! Quick, grab the essentials!

(That's peanut butter cake, right?)
(EXCELLENT.)

 

Misspelled?
Check.
Sperm balloons?
Checkity check.
Unintentionally suggestive inscription?

CHECK, PLEASE.

 

They tell me this is supposed to be a unicorn:

Yeeeeeeah.

 

Ever have something that's meant to be sweet & solemn strike you as funny?

If not, then prepare to judge me.

IN YOUR FACE.

 

I love it when things get so weird that even the baker doesn't know what's going on:

There's a metaphor for life in here somewhere.

 

And now...
the greatest baby butt shower cake...

OF ALL TIME.

(Photo removed at the baker's request. Please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot.)

 

(Aw, Pooh.)

"Uh-oh, the legs have gone all stiff & creepy!

Quick, STICK A BOW ON IT."

 

Thanks to Jenn A., Michelle V., Cassandra F., Christina T., Dulcie H., & Anony M. for proving that's still less creepy than the human version.

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