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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (370)

Monday
Dec082014

A Celebration Of All States, But Mostly Florida

(Caution- Mildly naughty stuff ahead)

 

Florida is one of those places where everyone wants to live, but no one wants to admit living. Sure, John and I get all the sunshine, Disney World, and tricked out golf cart parades, but we also have Florida Man.

To show there are no hard feelings, though, allow me to present:

My 6 Favorite Florida Man Headlines of 2014
(courtesy of the top 25 from Mashable)

 

Florida Man Eats Evidence In Court

("Dang it. Well, I guess now we wait to see if he explodes."
"Move to adjourn, your honor?")

 

Florida Man Arrested After Stealing 36,000 Pounds Of Crisco

Aha! I knew there was something fishy about the new "Bundt Ball O' 'Better' Cream."

 

Florida Man Assaults Friend With Bucket During Argument Over Whether Or Not An Acquaintance Was Dead

 

Florida Man Calls Police After Wife Threw Out His Beer


 

Florida Man Tells Cops, "I Thought Cocaine Wasn't Illegal"

So I guess that explains this:

As if the floating face on the butt cheek didn't give it away.

(Today I learned "snow" is slang for cocaine! Who's broadening her educational horizons NOW, Mr. High School Guidance Counselor? Huh? HUH?!)

 

And finally:

Florida Man Offered $3 And A Chicken Dinner For Sex

Not sure if Florida Man was offered the $3 and a chicken dinner or if he did the offering, but either way, that must have been one SEXY chicken dinner, peeps.

You know, like this:

(No, it's not cake, but when a reader sends you a picture of naked dancing ladies made out of chicken wings, you share.)

 

Thanks to Ying J., Caitlin R., Nancy M., Melissa S., MJ, Katie P., Josh M., & Florida Man for scaring off enough potential residents to keep I-4 almost manageable.

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Tuesday
Dec022014

Wreck Encounters of the Worst Kind

Have you experienced a Wreck Encounter with an Unexplainable Sweet Object (USO)? Watch for these signs!

 

Wreck Encounter of the First Kind: Visual sighting less than 50 feet away that shows considerable -- albeit completely useless -- detail.

Your guess is as good as mine.

 

Wreck Encounter of the Second Kind: A physiological effect is manifested, such as confusion or discomfort in the viewer.

*hurk*

 

Wreck Encounter of the Third Kind: An animated creature is present. These include bipeds,

 

um... [head tilt]... robots?

 

and whatever these are:

On the plus side, they don't seem able to breathe our atmosphere.

 

Wreck Encounter of the Fourth Kind: Direct communication between wrecks and humans.

Shhhh! Don't distract me... I can -- almost -- make it out...

 

Wreck Encounter of the Fifth Kind: Death associated with an Unexplainable Sweet Object.

Poor Mickey. It was a real blood bath.

(We experts call this "wrecksanguination.")

 

Wreck Encounter of the Sixth Kind: The creation of a human/USO hybrid.

THE POD PEOPLE ARE COMING.

 

If you've had a Wreck Encounter with a USO, send Cake Wrecks photographic evidence right away!
(Just don't get caught taking the pictures...)

We WANT to Believe!!!

 

Out of this world thanks to Anabel J., Cat, Anony M., Mark H., Nate W., Bridget A., & Robert A. for helping prove wrecks are out there. (Um, wait a minute, guys... That's NOT one of the accepted hand gestures...)

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