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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (533)

Tuesday
Jan032017

The Last Effs Given

There's nothing more dismal than the first day back to work after a holiday. You're tired, you're possibly hung-over, you're definitely not ready to be wearing pants and/or a bra again, but here you are, expected to pick up like it's a regular ol' Tuesday. BAH.

Bakers are no less susceptible to the First-Day-Back blues, but I will say theirs is SLIGHTLY more obvious.

Gee, you shouldn't have.

 

Ready, set...

BLEH.

 

When you can't be bothered to find the spatula:

I just hope she wore gloves.

 

Andy's big 30th birthday bash is about. to get. EPIC.

...ally bad.

 

It was a drive-by splooging!

Or maybe a "stand-over-and-sway-drunkenly" splooging.

 

You know it's gone wrong when they bring in the big plastic butterfly.

Big plastic butterfly fixes everything.

 

Took me WAY too long to figure out what this icing says:

I won't spoil it for you. Just squint a little - you'll get it.

 

And my favorite:

Because unlike most of us today, this baker actually gave a crap.

Also maybe a little pee.

 

Thanks to Rachael G., Alicia P., Melissa C., Ellen M., Laurie P., Jennifer L., Suzan M., & Elizabeth O., who know that one cake doesn't actually say anything, but who forgive me for trolling because I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY. I mean, ok, I am, but still. WHY DO I HAVE PANTS ON RIGHT NOW.

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Thursday
Dec292016

The Best Misunderstandings Of 2016

As we continue to sift through the wreckage of 2016 for some positive gleams amid the rubble, let us not forget that, no matter how dark the hour, no matter how lost the plot, we can always depend on these bakers to have no idea what you're talking about.

 

 

 

 

They asked for a rainbow between two clouds. Two CLOUDS.

 

And here they suggested the baker use Google for a reference:

 

*headdesk*

 

And best of all:

 

Thanks to Chris B., Taryn T., Judi S., Paige H., Michelle K., Charles F., Alyson A., & Carrie V. for phoning it in today.

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