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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Stranger Bakery Things

I don't want to alarm anyone, but things have gotten strange in bakeries lately.

First there's the "upside down" problem:



Then there are these whirling vortex cakes I could swear weren't here before:


Someone ordered a "We'll miss you" cake, and got this instead:

Don't tell me he's missing again?


...and now I think these Christmas lights are sending me coded messages.

I'm telling the 2th, I swear!


Also, I don't want to be mean, but...

There is definitely something off with 11.


Drat, don't look now, but the sheet cakes are doing that thing again:

This... this can't be good.


Could it be?


[head tilt]

Or... maybe an albino E.T. frog.

Which is even stranger, and also a thing.


There's only one explanation, you guys. We've found

Listen! Do you smell something?


Thanks to Mandie V., Maria D., Cait C., MK, Angie P., Heather E., Keleabonte, Rose C., & Heather E. who didn't waffle when things got strange. Um, if you don't hear from me soon, could someone please call Sheriff Grimes?


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When Ninja Turtles Come Out Of Their Shells

In honor of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Mutation Day, allow me to present:
How To Make Your Own Mutant Ninja Turtle


1) Find a happy turtle.


No, happier.





2) Trap the turtle.

You may need a bigger cage.


3) Teach your turtle to love America.

If you're not American, teach your turtle to love America anyway.
We need all the fans we can get right now.


When your turtle is properly addicted to Cheez Whiz and America's Got Talent, it's time to move on to the mutation phase.

4) Flatten him out:


5) And apply the super secret ingredient.

Be careful, sometimes there's a plastic baby in there.


6) Add a colorful face mask, hope your turtle has acquired ninja skills, and you're done!

Just remember, mutation results may vary.

But hey, at least he's still happy to see you:


Thanks to Aliza E., Nathan M., Troy K., Denise, Courtney B., Tara M., Janet, Gary R., & Sharlyn W. for another reptile dysfunction.


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