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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (541)

Monday
Feb062017

I Got A Super Bowl Fever, And The Only Prescription Is MORE CAKE

Don't cry because it's over, minions:

Be HAPPY because it's over.

 

By "it" I of course mean that ludicrous display last night, wherein the team with the leaping cat logo:

(Aw, he's wearing lil' red boxer shorts!)

...played some other team whose logo isn't wrecked nearly as often.

 

Seriously, look at this thing:

Da heck?

 

I had to look up the real graphic just to see how many drugs these bakers were taking.

 

Answer?

All the drugs.

 

Fun Fact: As I write this the game is actually still going on; I only stopped to watch a little of Lady Gaga's warm-up act (C-, no dancing, would not watch again), then lost interest after her part (which was awesome) was over.

John seemed to actually like the boring non-fireworks parts, though, and took it upon himself to explain some of the game to me while I waited for Gaga and asked perfectly pertinent questions like, "What's with the butt flap towels?" and "Why is that guy wearing a fanny pack?" and, just to prove I wasn't ONLY staring at tight ends, "How long NOW 'til half time?"

Anyway, I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure this is a line of scrimmage:

It's virtually projected on the field, though, so basically the whole game is a lie.

 

And this is what the players yell at Tom Brady when his back is turned:

I'm sure they mean it with love.

 

And finally, THIS is the way to get me more interested in sports:

It's what's for dinner.

 

Thanks to Alicia B., Drea C., Michele L., Paul L., Kari M., Mindy A., & Robert B. for helping us all... have a ball.

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Tuesday
Jan312017

Not Even Re-MOAT-ly

When your kid wants a castle cake, but castle cakes are too expensive:

"Why is there a beach cake in front of it?"

"It's a moat."

"With palm trees?"

"... yes."

"..."

"..."

"So should we talk about the stairs, or ...?"

"You know what? NO CAKE FOR YOU."

 

Thanks to Stephanie A. for not being afraid to step in and make a splash.

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