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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Monday
May042015

From This Day Fourth

It's May the Fourth, my friends, and you know what that means.

Time to cut up some old Star Wars posters and jam 'em in icing!!

Just look how excited algae-dusted Jabba is.

(Or... wait, is that not his mouth? I mean, I think I see nostrils below it, so... ohhh, THERE'S his mouth, way down there! Oknevermind.)

 

Did you have something to add, Darth?

Didn't think so.

 

Of course I could show you more Star Wars wrecks, my dear minions, but instead I'm going to be a rebel [snerk] and show you some AWESOMENESS.

Like this:

(By Lily's Cakes)

 

And this:

 

And this!!

 

And now a Storm Trooper on the toilet reading Top Gear, because why not:

Let's hope their aim is better in the bathroom.

(Right? RIGHT??? HEYOOOOO.)

 

And finally, the most epic awesomeness of all:

Darth Vader dueling a Care Bear riding a My Little Pony AT-AT:

EPIC.

You continue to win the internet and at life in general, padawan Sarah.
(Remember her last few Vader cakes?)

 

So, to sum up:

May the 4th be with you.

 

(And hey, J.J., don't screw this up. We're counting on you.)

 

Thanks to April S., Desirae, Angela H., Ashley M., Heather P., Janet, Jess & Sarah, & Megan O. for the Force-full wreckporting.

 

Update from john: The guy on the toilet is not Stig. Stig wears a solid white jumpsuit and a motorcycle helmet. This guy is wearing a storm trooper outfit and a storm trooperish helmet. Also, there's a blaster on the back of the toilet. As everyone knows, Stig keeps a flame thrower on the back of his toilet. Totally different. Also, that is clearly a space toilet. You can tell by how spacey it looks. You're welcome. -john (thoJ)

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Tuesday
Apr212015

Rejected Princess Movies

New, in honor of Princess Week!

Rejected Princess Movies... in cake.

 

Snow White And The Swamps of Sadness

"Arrrrrtaaaaaax!!"

 

Sleeping With The Fishes

A terrible curse.
A fishy tail.
And a super long nap.

("Is she still pink?" "No, BLUE!")

 

Fairy Apocalypse

Tinkerbell finds a new friend!
And this one's still alive!

 

Rapunzel And The Haunted Guitar Pick Path Of Doom

"Rapunzel! Let down your haiAAAAAUGGGGH!!"

(Yes, that's really supposed to be a Tangled cake for poor little "Chole"/Chloe. And I am so confused.)

 

Frozen 2: Elsa Gets Grumpy

"Alright, who let one go?"

 

Thanks to Vicky G., Andrew D., Brian W., Michal S., & Emma R. for the fractured farty tales.

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