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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (504)

Thursday
Aug042016

Cake Wrecks Gets A Reboot

With all the reboots hitting theaters lately, we here at Cake Wrecks have decided it's time to release our own reboots of beloved classics.

Starting with the oh-so iconic, "I Want Sprinkles!"

This reboot features a modern twist to the classic script, a more relatable color scheme for today's world, and is absolutely, positively guaranteed to ruin your childhood!

 

Did you love "It A Gril"?
Well, we're bringing it back! Now as:

"I's A Boy!"

And believe me, the new origin story is gonna be a real tier-jerker.

 

I saved the best for last, though.

Yep, buckle up, minions, because the Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys are getting a reboot.

It's dark.

It's gritty.

It's ripped from the headlines, cut into decorative strips, and modpodged onto a decorative end table.

IT IS:

The Naked Rasta-Wang Sky-Divers

"This time, the vegetable rodeo is going DOWN."

 

Thanks to Phyllis M., Beverly S., & Sabrina T. for taking one small step for wangs, one giant leap for wang-kind.

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Monday
Aug012016

Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪


Does whatever a spider can!

 

Spins a web
Any size!

Catches thieves
Between his thighs

 

LOOK OUT!

♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!

 

Is he strong? Listen, Bud

Spider-Man is a total stud

 

He can float, he can fly!

 

Just look into
his soulful eyes

OH YEAH

 

♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan

 

We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan

 

What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]

 

Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.

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