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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (326)

Monday
Mar242014

Bill Of Wrongs

So my son has a test soon on the Bill of Rights.

Lucky for me, Wreckerators make explaining them easy!

 

Freedom of Assembly

Even if no one else understands why you're there.

 

The Right To Bear Arms

He'd like his back, please.

 

Freedom of Speech

Remember, just because you can say something doesn't mean you should...

 

Freedom of Religion

AMEN.

 

The right to a speedy, public trial.

Er, that's "PUBLIC" -- with an "L". o.0

 

No Unreasonable Seizures

I can't decide whether the sight of this cake causes seizures, or it was made by someone having one.

Lucky me, works either way.

 

The Right Against Self-Incrimination

One should always plead the fifth after drinking one...

 

No Cruel And Unusual Punishments

Let's see... Starting a lifetime fear of dolls:

✓ Cruel
✓ Unusual
✓ Punishing

Nailed it!

Y'know, I think my son's test is going to be a piece of cake.

 

I proudly assert my right to thank Heather P., Robyn D., L&K K., Kathy K., Ashley, Sarah S., Kelsey V., and Rachel M. for having strong enough constitutions to take these pictures.

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Wednesday
Mar192014

Two Words, Bakeries:

Drug screening.

Seriously. You guys might want to look into it.

 

You also want to make sure the DTs are over.

 

"Triangle Man, Triangle Man,
Doing the things a triangle can..."

 

And just FYI, managers: Drawing a tuxedo-clad "Triangle Man" with webbed feet is not compelling evidence of sobriety. So you probably shouldn't pick that guy to do the window display:

On the other hand, if you ever have an occasion that calls for a clown to run over another clown who's broken in half while stabbing at a third clown - who's drowning - and all three to be surrounded by bucks, bucking broncos, and mysterious brown swirls in the sky... well, then, you should probably seek professional help.

 

Courtney C., Jen C., Kirsten K., & Samantha R., I get by with a little help from my friends.

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