It's May the Fourth, my friends, and you know what that means.
Time to cut up some old Star Wars posters and jam 'em in icing!!
Just look how excited algae-dusted Jabba is.
(Or... wait, is that not his mouth? I mean, I think I see nostrils below it, so... ohhh, THERE'S his mouth, way down there! Oknevermind.)
Did you have something to add, Darth?
Didn't think so.
Of course I could show you more Star Wars wrecks, my dear minions, but instead I'm going to be a rebel [snerk] and show you some AWESOMENESS.
(By Lily's Cakes)
And now a Storm Trooper on the toilet reading Top Gear, because why not:
Let's hope their aim is better in the bathroom.
(Right? RIGHT??? HEYOOOOO.)
And finally, the most epic awesomeness of all:
Darth Vader dueling a Care Bear riding a My Little Pony AT-AT:
You continue to win the internet and at life in general, padawan Sarah.
(Remember her last few Vader cakes?)
So, to sum up:
May the 4th be with you.
(And hey, J.J., don't screw this up. We're counting on you.)
Thanks to April S., Desirae, Angela H., Ashley M., Heather P., Janet, Jess & Sarah, & Megan O. for the Force-full wreckporting.
Update from john: The guy on the toilet is not Stig. Stig wears a solid white jumpsuit and a motorcycle helmet. This guy is wearing a storm trooper outfit and a storm trooperish helmet. Also, there's a blaster on the back of the toilet. As everyone knows, Stig keeps a flame thrower on the back of his toilet. Totally different. Also, that is clearly a space toilet. You can tell by how spacey it looks. You're welcome. -john (thoJ)