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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (377)

Thursday
Jan012015

New Year's Evolution

New Year's Eve, 3PM:

"Ermagosh, Becky, tonight is going to be SO FUN."

 

New Year's Eve, 8PM: 

"PAR-TAY!!"

 

New Year's Eve, 10PM:

"WOOooOOOOooOOOO!!"

 

New Year's Day, 12:05AM:

[singing] "May OLD reclaim tests BE for GOD, and HAVE her brought to...

"...RUH-ROH."

 

New Year's Day, 12:30AM:

[rolling on floor] "I'm going to THROW UP, and then I'm gonna DIE!"

 

This Morning:

Happy New Year, everyone. I recommend coffee. And a mop.

 

Thanks to Anne B., Mary Beth H., Jenn K., ZC, Bethany G., & Mathea T., who's pretty sure that pile came from the other end, but how often do I get to use Grinch quotes in here? NOT ENOUGH, that's how many.

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Wednesday
Dec242014

A Cup of Holiday Crazy

Has Christmas gotten a little too predictable for you this year?

Well not to worry; these bakers aim to baffle.

I never knew empty eye sockets could see so well... INTO MY SOUL.

 

Half a mustache or a bloody nose?

 

Ugly sweater or brick chimney?

 

French fries or those crunchy things you put on casseroles?

 

And is that a pig?

YOU DECIDE.

 

I assembled a crack team to decipher this next one, and both cats agree: it's not NEARLY as interesting as their own butts.

 

Oh, and remember, if you see a pretzel jammed in a pile of frightened poop today, it's probably supposed to be a reindeer:

 

 

No one really knows why, and frankly, this one has me afraid to ask:

o.0

[backs away slowly]
[bumps into table]
[knocks over huge pile of metal pans, cymbals, and hub caps]
[bows]

Thank you.

 

Now, just a few more inches, and Nick the Neck Beard will FINALLY get his first taste of tinsel:

 

All together now:

WOO!

 

Thanks to Louise B., Darla S., KM, Anony M., Kristi B., Lisa C., Nick M., Liz, Chelsea W., Katherine H., & Melinda H. for keeping it weird.

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