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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Hello, and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all your half-baked hopes for humanity are soundly thrashed on a daily basis.

Unfortunately we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:

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Please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:

- Correcting this cake:

{Bonus points for music puns.}


- Naming this Muppet character:

Complete with catch phrase.


- Counting the Skittles:

Then the gummi worms.
Then the panda cookies.
Then the Fruit Chews and gum drops and stuffed giraffe hang tags).


- Flagging this flower cake on Facebook for nudity:



- Writing a haiku to explain Batman's expression:

(Points subtracted if you use the Squatty Potty haiku. Because yes, WE KNOW THAT ONE.)


- Leaving a colorful birthday message after the beep.



Thanks to Jonathan S., Megan W., Irene A., Shelley B., & Anony M. for getting the message.


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"It's Pronounced Shi-THEAD"

Bakers! Halloween is this Saturday!



Now keep going!


Yeah! That's good shi... er... stuff!


Push 'em out, shove 'em out, waaaaaay out!

Phew! That was a hard one.


But don't stop now; really let those creative juices flow!

That's it!


I love the smell of pumpkin stem in the morning!


This is all SO APPETIZING!


Ok, bakers, FINAL PUSH. Really put your back into it!
Let it allll out!!



Welp, I guess that's one more Halloween in the can.

Good work, team.


Thanks to Kirsten F., Molly M., Lily Q., Loren B., Beth N., Clare L., Claire W., Jeremy B., & Jordan S. for the heady flush of victory.


And now, a moving moment for my fellow Potter heads:

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
but don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
a smarter hat than me."

- actual quote from book 1


I bet he places everyone in Hufflepoop.


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