How To Celebrate National Hermit Week
(by a prefessional hermit)
Step 1) Cancel all your plans
I'm sure you can think of a good excuse.
Step 2) Stock up on essential food items
Step 3) Jazzercise
Step 4) Raid the toy box and assemble a make-shift homage to your favorite blog:
(What, Hannah, no mohawk?)
Step 5) Stand at the window and wait for the mail to arrive:
Then hide when the postman rings the bell.
Step 6) Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to re-create that thing you saw on Pinterest:
(By Angelica Made Me)
...then give up and go watch Netflix.
Step 7) Realize you should have just started with Netflix to begin with:
Then Netflix for the rest of the week.
Thanks to Stephanie, Netflix, Bryan J., Maddison C., Netflix, Jill, Carly P., Anony M., Netflix, Hannah H., Carissa I., Netflix, Alleissedai, & Kim P. And also Netflix.