Sometimes the best part of checking the Cake Wrecks email is reading the subject lines you readers come up with. After all, it's not every inbox that can boast lines like "Loose Stool or Sea Slug?" and "Two Words: Flaming Caterpillar."
Here are some more fantastic, actual examples of reader email titles from the archives. (No, seriously, I am not making these up.)
"Dogs with grad caps nailed to their skulls" - from Amy T.
(Admit it: you would open that one first, too.)
"Asphyxiation Barbie: SVU" - Sarah M.
"Looks like somebody..."
"...took this doll's breath away."
"Yeast ring?" I donut think that means what you think it means...
"Help me, Oinkie One Kenobi; you're my only hop."
"Madagascar Nipples Cake" - Amy E.
[Insert "Tracts of land" joke here.]
"Peanut Mouth Cookie Ninja" - Amanda B.
(Does the head wound mean the ninja's already been here?)
And my personal favorite:
To be fair, it also has a pilgrim hat.