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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (347)

Thursday
Jun122014

10 Painfully Punny Wrecks For Dad's Day

Now, you guys KNOW I love puns (truth!), but around Father's Day bakers start cranking out a veritable plethora of pastry puns sure to make even the toughest dad cry, "What's THAT supposed to mean?"

It starts out cute:

"Reel great!" With a fish! Haha!

 

Then it gets awkward:

"Yep, mom's one lucky lady to land you, IF you know whadda... ok now I'm grossing myself out."

 

Then confusing/borderline insulting?

Not sure calling Dad "a hole" in ANY context is good.

 

But then it just gets desperate:

"Not to bee that guy, but this cake gives me hives."

 

"Because sometimes we take you for granite!"

[head tilt]

"Or for cow spots."

Moo-ving on...

 

Then there are all the missed opportunities. I mean, c'mon, bakers:

Why doesn't this say, "Let's get hammered!!" WHY?!

 

Fun Fact: Have you noticed puns make bakers - yes, all of them! - forget how to spell "you're?"

Now, can I borrow twenty bucks?

 

...by which I mean you are SUCH a drag.

 

Maybe if you spin around long enough it'll look like a top.

 

There are two ways this next pun could have worked. Thankfully, the baker missed both of them:

There are FOUR. DADS!

(You're welcome, TNG fans.)

 

And last but not least, my favorite bad pun of all:

If your mind immediately went to a disturbingly gory place with this cake, then congratulations. WE CAN BE FRIENDS.

Yep, not only would I buy this cake, I would pay extra for a few red gel splatters on the cake board.
(Uh, because I get my warped sense of humor from my dad, not because I want to saw him up. Honest. HI, DAD.)

 

Thanks to Aneela Q., Christopher W., Nicole J., Elisabeth K., Ashley B., Jen W., Brooke D., Megan Z., Elena E., Tracy M., & Cindy K. for sawing what I did there.

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Thursday
Jun052014

Graduated, "Educated", Wreckerated

The graduation wrecks are already pouring in, and I for one could NOT be happier. Look at all these glorious wrecks! LOOK AT THEM!! MUAH-HA-HA-HAAA!

Oh, right. I guess I should show you some.

Is it a green dog bone? Corinthian column? Oh! Oh! A DUMB BELL??

 

"We came, we survied, we KICKED SPELLING'S AS!"

 

Hey, dude, your post was on Tuesday. Try to keep up.

 

And by the way, Kaitlyn, here's your "diploma." If you get it wet it makes a rad temporary tattoo.

 

Hey hey, apparently if you go to the "bakey" you can help wish 2014 a happy graduation!

Yep, you just can't teach 'Street smarts like that.

 

And while you're there, could you check the fax machine?

I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Johannah S., Kelli W., Miranda B., Jaime D., & Jordan for giving us just the fax, man. JUST THE FAX.

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