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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (377)

Friday
Dec122014

The Top 10 Apology Cakes Of All Time

I've never done any "best of" posts, so this year, I'm gonna! Hold on to your hats, wrecky minions, 'cuz I'm about to unleash my personal favorites from over six years and 10,000 wrecks, throughout the rest of the month. Enjoy!

- Jen

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When a card just isn't enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now for extra fun, go back and read all these imagining they're from the same person, TO the same person, over the course of a single weekend. That's like the next Adam Sandler movie script, writing itself.

 

Thanks to Ian S., Casey H., Sara W., Kris K., Rachel B., Michelle B., Andrew C., Brooke J., Micah C., & Adam Sandler, who I'm sure will be sending me a fruit basket.

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Monday
Dec082014

A Celebration Of All States, But Mostly Florida

(Caution- Mildly naughty stuff ahead)

 

Florida is one of those places where everyone wants to live, but no one wants to admit living. Sure, John and I get all the sunshine, Disney World, and tricked out golf cart parades, but we also have Florida Man.

To show there are no hard feelings, though, allow me to present:

My 6 Favorite Florida Man Headlines of 2014
(courtesy of the top 25 from Mashable)

 

Florida Man Eats Evidence In Court

("Dang it. Well, I guess now we wait to see if he explodes."
"Move to adjourn, your honor?")

 

Florida Man Arrested After Stealing 36,000 Pounds Of Crisco

Aha! I knew there was something fishy about the new "Bundt Ball O' 'Better' Cream."

 

Florida Man Assaults Friend With Bucket During Argument Over Whether Or Not An Acquaintance Was Dead

 

Florida Man Calls Police After Wife Threw Out His Beer


 

Florida Man Tells Cops, "I Thought Cocaine Wasn't Illegal"

So I guess that explains this:

As if the floating face on the butt cheek didn't give it away.

(Today I learned "snow" is slang for cocaine! Who's broadening her educational horizons NOW, Mr. High School Guidance Counselor? Huh? HUH?!)

 

And finally:

Florida Man Offered $3 And A Chicken Dinner For Sex

Not sure if Florida Man was offered the $3 and a chicken dinner or if he did the offering, but either way, that must have been one SEXY chicken dinner, peeps.

You know, like this:

(No, it's not cake, but when a reader sends you a picture of naked dancing ladies made out of chicken wings, you share.)

 

Thanks to Ying J., Caitlin R., Nancy M., Melissa S., MJ, Katie P., Josh M., & Florida Man for scaring off enough potential residents to keep I-4 almost manageable.

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