If you think I'm touching this one with a ten-foot-pole...
Not. Saying. a WORD.
Let's try something a little less potentially controversial, k? Like some nice, pastel yellow, powdered holes.
Marketing Guy #1: "I dunno, is there some way we can make donut holes sound both unappetizing and vaguely pornographic?"
Marketing Guy #2: Oh! And oddly specific!
I don't want to spoil any plot points on a thirty year old movie or anything, guys, but that's a father and daughter on this misspelled divorce cake:
And finally, she asked for a princess carriage.
What she got was a whole lotta 'splainin' to do:
Thanks to Crystal R., Jennifer B., Elizabeth A., Anony M., & Casey D. for giving new meaning to the phrase, "My baby's getting married!"