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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (370)

Monday
Nov032014

Curses! Spoiled Again!

Look out, movie buffs! 'Cuz these cakes are about to SPOIL.

(No, really, classic movie spoilers ahead!)

 

The kid's therapist is a ghost.

I see....

 

299 die.

Only one survives.
(Or would that be "eno" survives?)

 

Norman Bates' mother is not the killer.

Which is kind of a drag...

 

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

NooOOOoooo!!!

 

And it wasn't Jason:

It was his mom.

 

It was the Earth all along.

(And that's the Statue of Liberty.)

I would never have guessed.

 

They ALL did it:

But good luck keeping track.

 

Oh, and...

Soylent Green is made of people.

It was pretty obvious.

 

Thanks to Susie, Anony M., Lynn B., Andrew C., Amy C., Kim, Rebecka M., and Laura M., who are ALL Keyser Söze. (I KNEW IT!)

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Tuesday
Oct282014

A Spirited Similarity

Ever wonder what it'd look like if famous characters came back as wrecky ghost cakes?

Yeah, me neither.

But I guess these bakers did!

 

A ghost called Jayne:

"All this booing is damaging my calm."

 

Spy VS Spy:

[mimes dropping a giant bomb on both]

 

Aquaman:

Sounds fishy.

 

Pac-Man:

 

 

A Pac-Man ghost.

So meta.

 

A garden slug:
(Just go with it.)

C'mon, bakers. Slugs? Really?

 

A door mat:

Ok, now we're just getting ridiculous.

 

A roll of toilet paper:

Srsly??

(Let's not ponder too long what the little ghost on top is.)

 

And finally,

The Ghosts of Toilet Water Passed:

You could say they've been circling the drain for some time now.

[Ba dum BUM!]

 

Thanks to Gabrielle H., Katie B., Pam A., Danyell, Vicky B., Creig N., Karen T., & Joe T. for the sweet flush of victory.

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