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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (382)


A Cup of Holiday Crazy

Has Christmas gotten a little too predictable for you this year?

Well not to worry; these bakers aim to baffle.

I never knew empty eye sockets could see so well... INTO MY SOUL.


Half a mustache or a bloody nose?


Ugly sweater or brick chimney?


French fries or those crunchy things you put on casseroles?


And is that a pig?



I assembled a crack team to decipher this next one, and both cats agree: it's not NEARLY as interesting as their own butts.


Oh, and remember, if you see a pretzel jammed in a pile of frightened poop today, it's probably supposed to be a reindeer:



No one really knows why, and frankly, this one has me afraid to ask:


[backs away slowly]
[bumps into table]
[knocks over huge pile of metal pans, cymbals, and hub caps]

Thank you.


Now, just a few more inches, and Nick the Neck Beard will FINALLY get his first taste of tinsel:


All together now:



Thanks to Louise B., Darla S., KM, Anony M., Kristi B., Lisa C., Nick M., Liz, Chelsea W., Katherine H., & Melinda H. for keeping it weird.


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A VERY Happy Hanukkah

As Hanukkah nears its end, allow me to offer a toast:

Mmm. Toasty.

Because that, my friends, is a bread menorah.

Now, rather than butter you up with rye remarks about how this baker kneads the dough, I'll just say this: she certainly knows how to get a rise out of her customers.

(I know, I know; these puns are crumby. BUT I'M ON A ROLL.)


Happy Haunkkals, y'all.


Thanks to Troy S. & Rebecca H. for putting the "men" in "menorah."


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