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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (390)

Monday
Feb232015

Leave Blank Space, Baby

I figure the only way I'm going to get rid of this earworm is by giving it to you guys. So...

Hit it!

 

So, it's gonna be forever

 

Or it's gonna go down in flames.

 

You can tell me when it's over,

 

If the high was worth the pain.

 

Got a long list of ex-lovers!

 

They'll tell you...

I'm insaaaane.

 

But I got a blank space, baby...

 

And I'll write your name!

 

Toe-tapping thanks to Lindsay W., Meredith G., Daisy S., Telitha G., Sheri T., Geneva W., Christine S., and Elisabeth T. You know I'll love you guys forever, don't you?

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Thursday
Feb192015

We Are All Weiners

We've already had the Golden Globes:

 

...and the People's Choice:

 

So now it's time for the Oscars! Yay!

(Since Oscar grew a nice pair of groobs [grouchy boobs], this will also work for the SAGs.)

 

Check out some of the nominees:

Boyhood:

Thanks, Moomy.

 

The Imitation Game:

What does it all mean?

 

American Sniper:

Because America, that's why.

 

The Theory of Everything:

Stephen Hawking explains how all this stuff can exist on one cake at the same point in time.

 

Whiplash:

I hear it's about a drummer whose instructor is a huge pain in the neck.

 

and

Birdman:

"Gobble gobble, motherf***er."

Sadly there can only be one winner, but remember, guys, it's an honor just to be wreckerated.

 

Thanks to Amanda L., Clairance C., Ingra P., Candy D., Leah McC., Amber G., Christie L., Emily F., Jenn A., Nicole H., Afton N., and Claire O., who all understood that reference.

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