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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (404)

Thursday
May142015

Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife,

...without the letter E?

 

Post-marital strife?

Buy a cake from the bakery!

 

Open your eyes,

 

Watch the monster cry,

"Cookieeee!"

 

He's just an old man!

He needs baked sympathy.

 

Because he's easy come,

 

Easy go,

 

Little high,

 

Little low!

 

Any kind of cake goes, as long as the batter's...

...nail-free!

Na-il freeeeee.

 

Thanks to Kari Jo M., Kyla W., Jennifer L., Beth H., Randi H., Stacie B., Amanda H., Andrew H., Bronwyn G., & Sarah M. for helping me be a little mercurial. (See what I did there?)

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Wednesday
May132015

Cake Secrets

Because sometimes Wreckerators need to confess anonymously, too.

 

"My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake...

"...which somehow got set out for sale."

 

"You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation' for me?

"I was totally messing with you."

 

"My watch is in there."

 

"Sometimes I like to draw vaguely obscene things on cakes...

"...and then tell your kids they're Oompa Loompas."

 

"I've never seen Star Wars."

 

"I told you it was a grill, but to be honest...

"I don't know what this is, either.

"Oh, and I licked the spoon."

 

"I really, really, REALLY....

"...don't like kids."

 

"I told my managers it'll never happen again, but...

"...wait'll they see where I put Snow White!"

 

Monica R., Sarina, Jes H., Kelly W., Heather S., Dee P., Marissa C., & Brian B, your secrets are safe with me. And everyone else on the Internet.

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