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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (416)

Tuesday
Jul072015

Cake Wrecks Tells The Truth

In honor of Tell The Truth Day, here are 6 cakes droppin' some sugary truth bombs:

Ahhh, college.

(WHAT.)

 

Old enough to know that's not how you spell "you're!" Haha!

OH SNAP.

(Do the kids say "oh snap" anymore?)

(No? Rats.)

(... I AM old.)

 

If ever an occasion called for cake...

...I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

 

Everyone can relax!
Turns out Mr. "Dealth" was just delivering the cake.

 

The Thought Process of Someone Getting This Cake:

"Ohhh, those are supposed to be tools!"

[...]

"HEY!"

 

Not really sure what this was supposed to say, but to be safe, let's all keep our phones away from Laura:

*bloop!*

[checking phone]

DANGIT LAURA NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.

 

Thanks to Heidi C., Shelly W., Anneke D., Kevan H., Jacqui S., & Rachel C., who'd like us to remember that today is ALSO Forgiveness day. But don't push it, Laura.

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Monday
Jul062015

Summer Poetry Slam

What can I say, these wreck bring out the poet in me.
Or maybe I've had too much sun today.

 

He slides along,
UNseeing
UNknowing
What's with
The balloons?

 

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The Earth cries out from her festering
toxic grave:

"JELLO POOL PARTY TIME!"

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Is it the blue sky that beckons?
Is it the ocean waves, you reckon?
BAKER SURE AS SH*T DON'T KNOW

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Those flip-flops
Could kill
Either one of us

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A gaping tidal wave roars and rushes
Building
Building
What is this
Surfing for ants?

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Mmmm
Smeary

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Bound in free-floating friendship
Bound to live and love
And try again
Oh, look
More balloons

 

Thanks to Elizabeth C., Claire B., Dave B., David C., Jennifer V., Karin P., & Catherine S. for the best Summer wrecks in the 'verse.

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