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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Freaky Friday

Today we've got TWO unusual holidays to celebrate - so that means twice the cakey goodness, haha! John even did the research and put together a little slideshow for us, so let's get right to it. What've we got first, John?


Um... well... ohhh kaaaay.

[deep breath]

Happy International Fetish Day, everyone!



John, why did you put a... is that a banana? Ok, a banana. Why did you ... I mean, what kind of fetish...

You know what, let's just move on.

Wow, looks like George really IS curious.
(You cheeky lil' monkey, you!)


I have to say, John, you've really managed to find some fun cakes for International Fetish Day.
Nothing scary here at all!



[climbing back into chair]

Not that... Not that there's anything WRONG with a... clown... fetish. Clowns are wonderful characters. Very colorful. Very, er... squeaky.


Thank you, John, but I'm not sure everyone really needs to know the plastic dinosaur is spring action.


Huh. Yeah, I guess I could see this one.


Just... NO.

(I don't care how much research you did, John, this is not cool.)


Listen, John, wasn't there another holiday today, too? Can't we just skip ahead to that one?


Well, I guess we should have seen that coming.

Happy Judgement Day, everyone!


Thanks to Alexandra S., Julia W., Heather A., Jed C., Farhee, Theresa S., & Nathan M. And yes, it really is both International Fetish Day and Judgement Day - just not THE Judgement Day. I hope.

So... cake?


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Resolution Time

Each January, millions of people around the world use the dawning of a new year as a reason to stop eating HoHos. And each January, millions of people fail miserably.

[shaking fist] (I wish I knew how to quit you, HoHos!)

But not this year...

This year, I resolve to:


Eat more fruits and vegetables.


This counts, right?



Cut down on my caffeine intake.


...especially while baking. It makes your hands shake and there's nothing worse than dropped Bawls.



Take responsibility for my mistakes - even the itty-bitty ones that no one else would ever really notice.


The frownie face shows I'm sincere.



Learn Esperanto.
So I can be more like Captain Kirk.



And finally, stop selling babies on the black market.


...or at least start packaging them better. (Customs can be such a pain in the butt.)


Thanks Rachel T., Lisa, Alicia G., Monique R., Jessica R., Karilee S. Hmm, Captain Kirk, beer and herpes. I think I remember that episode...


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