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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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6 Signs Halloween Is Coming

There's a chill in the air, minions, and not just from your in-law's latest text.
Nope, Fall is here, and with it, all the classic signs:


- Bad Apples:

Seedy characters, no matter how you slice it.


- Rabid Pumpkins

ERMERGOURD, this is one pumpkin-spiced foam you'll want nothing to do with, trust me.


- Two girls in frilly skirts lying on the ground with their feet chopped off:

Yes, oddly specific, but I don't decide the signs; I just report 'em.


- Poop floating UPstream:

Eerie, isn't it?


- Black cats being sucked into whirling pea-soup vortexes:

That's a can't-miss sign, right there.


But the #1 way you know Halloween is coming?

Angry sperm.


Thanks to Sarah C., Ricky T., Isha J., Marisa S., Heather V., & Kristy T. for going with the flow.


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Stranger Bakery Things

I don't want to alarm anyone, but things have gotten strange in bakeries lately.

First there's the "upside down" problem:



Then there are these whirling vortex cakes I could swear weren't here before:


Someone ordered a "We'll miss you" cake, and got this instead:

Don't tell me he's missing again?


...and now I think these Christmas lights are sending me coded messages.

I'm telling the 2th, I swear!


Also, I don't want to be mean, but...

There is definitely something off with 11.


Drat, don't look now, but the sheet cakes are doing that thing again:

This... this can't be good.


Could it be?


[head tilt]

Or... maybe an albino E.T. frog.

Which is even stranger, and also a thing.


There's only one explanation, you guys. We've found

Listen! Do you smell something?


Thanks to Mandie V., Maria D., Cait C., MK, Angie P., Heather E., Keleabonte, Rose C., & Heather E. who didn't waffle when things got strange. Um, if you don't hear from me soon, could someone please call Sheriff Grimes?


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